The Panthers' Xmas Movie (wrong answers only)

[PanthersATL]

On the heels of todays announcement of the KC Chiefs partnering with Hallmark for a Chiefs-themed christmas movie...

What would your proposed Panthers' xmas themed movie be?

https://people.com/tyler-hynes-hunter-king-lead-hallmark-and-kansas-city-chiefs-christmas-movie-8668957

 

[PanthersATL]

ChatGPT suggested this.

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**Title:** "Christmas Playbook: Love on the Field"

**Synopsis:**

When big-city sports journalist Emily Turner is assigned to cover the Carolina Panthers' holiday charity events, she's less than thrilled. Eager to secure a promotion, she heads to Charlotte, North Carolina, determined to get the job done and return to New York before Christmas.

Upon arrival, Emily is paired with Ben Harris, the Panthers' charming PR manager and former player, who is passionate about giving back to the community. As they collaborate on a series of festive events, including a toy drive, holiday dinner for underprivileged families, and a Christmas Eve game, Emily begins to see the true spirit of the season.

As she spends more time with Ben and the Panthers, Emily's skepticism melts away, and she starts to fall for both the team and the city. Ben, meanwhile, is captivated by Emily's intelligence and determination. However, Emily's career ambitions and a surprise job offer from New York threaten to pull her away just as she begins to realize where her heart truly belongs.

In the heartwarming finale, during a spectacular Christmas Eve game, Emily faces a choice: chase her big-city dreams or embrace a new path filled with love, community, and the magic of Christmas with the Carolina Panthers.

"Christmas Playbook: Love on the Field" is a delightful blend of festive cheer, sports excitement, and a love story that will warm your heart this holiday season.

[CRA]

Oh Wee Mayne: A Christmas in the Carolinas. 

[TD alt]

12 minutes ago, PanthersATL said:

ChatGPT suggested this.

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**Title:** "Christmas Playbook: Love on the Field"

**Synopsis:**

When big-city sports journalist Emily Turner is assigned to cover the Carolina Panthers' holiday charity events, she's less than thrilled. Eager to secure a promotion, she heads to Charlotte, North Carolina, determined to get the job done and return to New York before Christmas.

Upon arrival, Emily is paired with Ben Harris, the Panthers' charming PR manager and former player, who is passionate about giving back to the community. As they collaborate on a series of festive events, including a toy drive, holiday dinner for underprivileged families, and a Christmas Eve game, Emily begins to see the true spirit of the season.

As she spends more time with Ben and the Panthers, Emily's skepticism melts away, and she starts to fall for both the team and the city. Ben, meanwhile, is captivated by Emily's intelligence and determination. However, Emily's career ambitions and a surprise job offer from New York threaten to pull her away just as she begins to realize where her heart truly belongs.

In the heartwarming finale, during a spectacular Christmas Eve game, Emily faces a choice: chase her big-city dreams or embrace a new path filled with love, community, and the magic of Christmas with the Carolina Panthers.

"Christmas Playbook: Love on the Field" is a delightful blend of festive cheer, sports excitement, and a love story that will warm your heart this holiday season.

It's just a matter of time before AI takes over the world, first figuratively and then literally. 

[Judo Thoreau]

obviously not written by ChatGPT

Title: "A Panther's Christmas Redemption"

Synopsis: David Tepper, the wealthy and ruthless owner of the Carolina Panthers football team, is known for his relentless pursuit of profit and disregard for the holiday spirit. On Christmas Eve, as he prepares to finalize a deal to relocate the Panthers to a more lucrative city, he is visited by the ghost of team founder, Jerry Richardson, who warns him of impending doom if he does not change his ways.

Throughout the night, Tepper is visited by three spirits who take him on a journey through his past, present, and future.

The Ghost of Christmas Past shows Tepper his humble beginnings, revealing how he started with nothing and built his fortune through hard work and ambition. It also reveals moments where he neglected his family and friends in pursuit of success.

The Ghost of Christmas Present transports Tepper to the present day, where he sees the impact of his decisions on his employees, players, and the community. He witnesses the struggles of families who rely on the team for livelihood and the disappointment of fans facing the prospect of losing their beloved Panthers.

The Ghost of Christmas Future shows Tepper a bleak future where the Panthers have moved away, leaving behind a devastated community and a legacy tarnished by greed. He sees himself alone and regretful, realizing the true cost of his relentless pursuit of profit.

Awakened on Christmas morning, Tepper is deeply shaken by the experiences and resolves to change his ways. He cancels the relocation deal and instead announces plans to invest more in the local community, ensuring the Panthers remain in Carolina and continue to bring joy to fans.

[CanadianCat]

40 minutes ago, PanthersATL said:

ChatGPT suggested this.

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**Title:** "Christmas Playbook: Love on the Field"

**Synopsis:**

When big-city sports journalist Emily Turner is assigned to cover the Carolina Panthers' holiday charity events, she's less than thrilled. Eager to secure a promotion, she heads to Charlotte, North Carolina, determined to get the job done and return to New York before Christmas.

Upon arrival, Emily is paired with Ben Harris, the Panthers' charming PR manager and former player, who is passionate about giving back to the community. As they collaborate on a series of festive events, including a toy drive, holiday dinner for underprivileged families, and a Christmas Eve game, Emily begins to see the true spirit of the season.

As she spends more time with Ben and the Panthers, Emily's skepticism melts away, and she starts to fall for both the team and the city. Ben, meanwhile, is captivated by Emily's intelligence and determination. However, Emily's career ambitions and a surprise job offer from New York threaten to pull her away just as she begins to realize where her heart truly belongs.

In the heartwarming finale, during a spectacular Christmas Eve game, Emily faces a choice: chase her big-city dreams or embrace a new path filled with love, community, and the magic of Christmas with the Carolina Panthers.

"Christmas Playbook: Love on the Field" is a delightful blend of festive cheer, sports excitement, and a love story that will warm your heart this holiday season.

Obviously not by copilot... 

 

[strato]

1 hour ago, PanthersATL said:

ChatGPT suggested this.

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**Title:** "Christmas Playbook: Love on the Field"

**Synopsis:**

When big-city sports journalist Emily Turner is assigned to cover the Carolina Panthers' holiday charity events, she's less than thrilled. Eager to secure a promotion, she heads to Charlotte, North Carolina, determined to get the job done and return to New York before Christmas.

Upon arrival, Emily is paired with Ben Harris, the Panthers' charming PR manager and former player, who is passionate about giving back to the community. As they collaborate on a series of festive events, including a toy drive, holiday dinner for underprivileged families, and a Christmas Eve game, Emily begins to see the true spirit of the season.

As she spends more time with Ben and the Panthers, Emily's skepticism melts away, and she starts to fall for both the team and the city. Ben, meanwhile, is captivated by Emily's intelligence and determination. However, Emily's career ambitions and a surprise job offer from New York threaten to pull her away just as she begins to realize where her heart truly belongs.

In the heartwarming finale, during a spectacular Christmas Eve game, Emily faces a choice: chase her big-city dreams or embrace a new path filled with love, community, and the magic of Christmas with the Carolina Panthers.

"Christmas Playbook: Love on the Field" is a delightful blend of festive cheer, sports excitement, and a love story that will warm your heart this holiday season.

I was reading it thinking "you wrote that? You could get a job with Hallmark.” Then I saw the chatgpt

[X-Clown]

Forget Hallmark, go XXX-Mas style: “Mistletoe at Banana Joe’s”

if you know you know

[RevJ]

How about "The Nightmare Before and After Christmas"

[Carolina Cajun]

The Christmas Slinger

There was a little boy growing up in the piedmont who LOVED Carolina Panthers football.  All that little boy wanted was to make his dad proud and play football.  His dad worked 6 days a week and was hardly ever around, except on Sundays to watch their beloved Panthers.  The Panthers were awful, like truly terrible, they started the season 0-7 and he saw his dad be more and more sad until one day in a freak accident his dad passed away.  The little boy was heartbroken.  His mom looked at him and said "honey...I know its early, but you're dad got you this for Christmas", and she handed him a football that his dad bought for him for Christmas.  He went to throw the ball, and he realized he had superhuman ability to throw.  Overhand, underhand, sideways, didn't matter.  He also knew what defense was happening and could make every throw, even 60-70 yards down the field.  It was as if his dad was his angel helping him be the quarterback he dreamed of being.  Mom brought him to a panthers practice one day and she dared the fastest player on the team to outrun a throw from the boy using his special ball.  He couldn't do it and by that night, that 12 year old was signed to play QB for the Carolina panthers.  The players still didn't believe him, he was a backup to start, but after going down 21-0 in their next game, the crowd chanted for the boy to play.  he came in, with his ball and threw nothing but darts.  The kid went 25-25 with 5 TDs and they came back to win the game.  The team went on a hot streak and made it to the playoffs at 10-7 and he put up unheard of numbers, 6000 yards, 60 TDs, truly breaking all sorts of records on his way to the super bowl that was against the EVIL New England Patriots.  It was back and forth all game, they got the ball back down by 2 with 2 minutes to go.  On his way onto the field, he tripped and one of the other players stepped on his magic ball that his dad gave him...he no longer had his magic powers.  He had the arm strength of a regular 12 year old boy again.  After the first 3 plays of him throwing quick incompletes, coach took a timeout.  He asked for the coach to put the original starting QB back in who now was his friend and fan, and he wanted to go in, but only if the boy was on the field too.  They lined the boy next to the QB in a shotgun at RB, he handed the ball to the boy who ran forward, and tossed the ball back for a flea flicker caught by the fast Receiver from the day he went to practice, but oh no, he wasn't gonna get out of bounds to allow for a field goal.  That receiver laterals to the boy who ran out of bounds.  The panthers kick a winning field goal to win the super bowl.  The Christmas magic from his dads ball got him here, but it was all him that made his dad proud and won their beloved panthers the super bowl.  Last scene of the movie is that boy putting the popped ball on his dads grave.  That little boys name you might ask?  Bryce young.

[ClawOn]

1 hour ago, RevJ said:

How about "The Nightmare Before and After Christmas"

Prefaced by a Halloween movie about playoff chances called "Dead by October"

[Pejorative Miscreant]

Ebenezer Tepper buys an island and he brings all the misfit toys there. 

[kungfoodude]

I tried to think up some. Strangely they all ended up being horror movies.

[Khyber53]

Home Alone 5.

Everyone else goes off to the meaningful late December games and then the playoffs.

The Panthers, farting around as usual, get left behind when the other 31 teams of the family forget about them.

Hilarity almost ensues.