Carolina Panthers trade 2nd and 3rd round pick for Brandon Marshall

[dimbee]

I'm rolling commando today!

[Boltergeist]

I think there's a subliminal message in there

2nd if you glance at it fast enough kinda looks like Zod.

[Zcustom]

careful with the zipper! don't wanna get the beans above the frank!

[GWO]

http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcsouth/post/_/id/9276/nfc-panthers-pick-up-marshall

Hey chico! Has anyone told you how cool you are?

[Jangler]

[GWO]

I remember when stalking twelve year old girls was cool too chico

[jakesthemistake]

I remember when stalking twelve year old girls was cool too chico

that was weak..

[GWO]

Says the little man who started this weak thread

[beastson]

Yea pretty obvious it was going to be this, as well as that Smith released. That one was really obvious

[MadHatter]

I think a large majority of you folks need to pull your lacy pink, g string panties out of your respective butt cracks

But that is the whole reason that I wear lacy pink g-strings.

[frash.exe]

I think a large majority of you folks need to pull your lacy pink, g string panties out of your respective butt cracks

seriously, i mean it's not like any of these "fake" news threads were creative so why are ppl getting all bent out of shape anyway

this is what a good april fools joke looks like