Jobs you would love

[Epistaxis]

Bliss returned when we could go back to leeches.

[Scrumtrilescent]

And blood letting.

[Epistaxis]

Yeah, same concept.

Screw pressures, I need to see those damn humors with my good eye.

[Scrumtrilescent]

lulz

http://mctouron.xanga.com/videos/6fa33496622

[CharlotteBeer.com]

I would like to run an erotic cheese shop

I'm intrigued.

[PanthaSan]

"Time to put the holes in the Swiss"......

[Guild]

I want to own the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I would really love to get a blow job...

As far as occupationally speaking, I'd love to be the next GM of the Panthers...

[Happy Panther]

I'm intrigued.

cheese porn is the next big thing. Just watch.

[Snake]

Hedge fund manager. Yea sure I dont know a thing about how to run one and yea I will get fired when that find that out. Still that 20 mill severance package will make up for that.

[Jangler]

A medieval barber.

Just saw the vid...

But I already had this...

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/77/77rtheodoric.phtml

Joan: You charlatan! You killed my daughter, just like you killed most of my other children! Why don't you admit it! You don't know what you're doing!

Theodoric of York: [ steps toward the camera ] Wait a minute. Perhaps she's right. Perhaps I've been wrong to blindly folow the medical traditions and superstitions of past centuries. Maybe we barbers should test these assumptions analytically, through experimentation and a "scientific method". Maybe this scientific method could be extended to other fields of learning: the natural sciences, art, architecture, navigation. Perhaps I could lead the way to a new age, an age of rebirth, a Renaissance! [ thinks for a minute ] Naaaaaahhh!

[Bobby]

A soap opera actor. Doesn't seem to require much in the way of talent.

[charlotte49er]

1) Sports Talk Show host in Indianapolis!

2) National Sports Talk Show host

3) Successful writer (I have written 3 Adult Westerns, 2 Novels, assorted short stories and NEVER have been published! Agents don't want to tal to you until you are published, and publsihers won't want to talk with you without an agent!)

4) Marry a VERY weathy woman!

[88 Bronco]

I really like my current profession, I just wish it paid better. Video game tester would be fun for awhile. I lack the voice for a sports analyst. Brewmaster also might be enjoyable. I wouldn't mind being a philanthropist and spend my days on the beach saving sea turtles.