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At some point you WILL face a real bear.

At any moment of the day, a Harrison Ford movie and a Gene Hackman movie will be on at the same time.

The person working nights at a gas station owns a mid 90's Champagne Camry.

You will realize you are one document short at the DMV when you are next in line.

The hot chick at the bar that you think is giving you the eye doesn't have on her glasses.

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Just because you've bought all these fancy new tools, it doesn't mean you'll ever use them to finish all these projects you have in mind...

Despite how close you cut the grass, you'll be doing the same thing in a week and a half to two weeks... tops...

Less than one 20th of all women, despite what those pr0n movies will lead you to believe, offer oral sex... If you think that number is small, consider that once the status of "wife" is achieved, that number drops off even further...

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, there wouldn't be a useless tongue twister about it...

(the following two are from my FB page, as recent status updates from myself... devised by yours truly)

Living your life in anticipation of what comes after it is not living at all. Be the type of person that leaves your own mark on the world, and not the type that accepts the precedents set by others...

If only lack of empathy and corporate greed could be clinically diagnosed and classified as "pre-existing conditions," healthcare reform would have happened a long time ago.

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Anytime you have to take the wife's car somewhere, it will barely have enough gas to make it to the gas station.

If you want it to rain, wash your car.

The only time the trash gets pick-up early is when you didn't put the can out the night before.

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Just because you've bought all these fancy new tools, it doesn't mean you'll ever use them to finish all these projects you have in mind...

Despite how close you cut the grass, you'll be doing the same thing in a week and a half to two weeks... tops...

Anytime you have to take the wife's car somewhere, it will barely have enough gas to make it to the gas station.

I can relate to all of these things. :(

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