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Happy day of birth, Meat...


Samuel L. Jackson

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Okay, since it's my birthday everybody laugh at this joke, or I shall tell one every day for another year....

Zod and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Saturday morning when he turned to her and said "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my possessions."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure you would eventually remarry," said Zod, "and I don't want some asshole using my stuff."

His wife replied, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

:D

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