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ever feel old?


Hairless Cat

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I mean feel like an old son a bitch?

aint no foolin anybody?

cant see without no glasses?

bones friggin ache?

cock dont get hard when you need it? mind aint quite as sharp as you remember? loose weight without tryin? Sleep poorly or not at all or wake up too early every day?

getin old is a real bitch. bout all you hope for is a team that can kick the poo out of the other team next year

Christ all mighty Im hopin for a Panthers team that dominates the NFL next year

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"I aint as good as i once was

i got a few years on me now

but there was a time back in my prime

when i could really lay it down

and if you need some love tonight

then i might have just enough

i aint as good as i once was

but im as good once, as i ever was" Toby Keith

"Superman at 53

I'm not even faster than a bullet out of a Nerf gun!

The only locomotive that I am stronger than, says "Lionel" on it's side!

I can't leap tall buildings, but I can take the express elevator to the top!

And no one is mistaking me for a bird or a plane!" The Ol' Sports Talker!

But I can hold my head up, the Indianapolis Colts won the Super Bowl in my lifetime!

Listen to Journey, "Don't stop, Believin'"

I mean feel like an old son a bitch?

aint no foolin anybody?

cant see without no glasses?

bones friggin ache?

cock dont get hard when you need it? mind aint quite as sharp as you remember? loose weight without tryin? Sleep poorly or not at all or wake up too early every day?

getin old is a real bitch. bout all you hope for is a team that can kick the poo out of the other team next year

Christ all mighty Im hopin for a Panthers team that dominates the NFL next year

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