Poor Kid...

[Zod]

Last night one of my 7 year olds came in the bedroom because he heard mommy screaming and was worried about her. That image is going to be burned into his brain for the rest of his life. Of course, after I went into his room and explained that daddy loves mommy very much and daddy was just bringing the ruckus to that ass. We shared a beer and all was well.

[Murph]

So how did you explain to him mommys comment "I'm ready for ATM" even though you don't live anywhere near a bank?

[Kevin Greene]

Worse, now he thinks Mom is a devout Catholic. "Oh god oh God!".

[Jase]

Didn't know she liked to scream while using the strap-on. Weird. Must be a dominance thing.

[Hawk]

Worse, now he thinks Mom is a devout Catholic. "Oh god oh God!".

more like a drill sergeant....you aren't doing it right...if I have to tell you one more time...do you call that effort...just move aside and let me show you one more time

[Scrumtrilescent]

Why was she screaming?

[dimbee]

Great Zod. Now just wait to hear screaming coming from the twins' room as 1 tries to show Daddy just how much he loves his twin brother. My god man...

[Hawk]

Why was she screaming?

my guess....he was using the curtains as a kleenex again

[Scrumtrilescent]

No more wire hangers!!

[Panthro]

Sounds like she has Mycrophobia

[Zod]

Why was she screaming?

I would tell you but I am afraid of what it would do to your ego.

[Zod]

Son, in the words of one of the most renowned poets of the twentieth century... I'm long, I'm strong, and I'm down to get the friction on.

[Kurb]

Why was she screaming?

He was reading his posts from the Tinderbox to her.:patriot:

[The Saltman]