Trying to have a kid

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

It's midnight and I can't sleep. I want to know now dammit!!!!!!

My wife, meanwhile, is sleeping soundly. I consider this a job well done.

[Kevin Greene]

It's midnight and I can't sleep. I want to know now dammit!!!!!!

My wife, meanwhile, is sleeping soundly. I consider this a job well done.

No, you must hit it often, wake her up.

A constant attack on the beach head is required to assure success.

[Goosfraba21]

Deposits must be made round the clock

[Delhommey]

Watching my friends now going through so much to have kids, I always think the same thing: Why the hell was I so worried about knocking some girl up when I was younger?

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

We both took the day off of work. Believe me, I have made many a deposit/attack today, not to mention the past week. I'm not complaining, but I'm tired of waiting to see if its gonna happen for us. And I still have a good two weeks to wait!

And I still have the irritations of a pregnant wife and then a screaming baby at 3 in the morning to look forward to down the road. Sonofabitch this is the worst idea I've ever had...I can't wait!

[Kevin Greene]

We both took the day off of work. Believe me, I have made many a deposit/attack today, not to mention the past week. I'm not complaining, but I'm tired of waiting to see if its gonna happen for us. And I still have a good two weeks to wait!

And I still have the irritations of a pregnant wife and then a screaming baby at 3 in the morning to look forward to down the road. Sonofabitch this is the worst idea I've ever had...I can't wait!

LOL, good luck Dad, my baby girl (now 12) is the bomb.

[LiQuiD]

I'm getting ready to make the same wonderful mistake you are, INGBA, and really looking forward to the trying and the having!

[Henne Given Sunday]

my wife took robitussin when we were "trying" it worked. my son is 2, and the greatest thing that ever happened to me

[pstall]

There is no try, only do.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I successfully took that beach last December... She's due at the end of August...

That said, we had tried pretty hard for over a year and a half at least... So it takes time sometimes for everything to work out right...

The funny part is, we had just started going to a fertility specialist, and I had already had to suffer the humility of having to jack off in a cup right before we found out...

[LiQuiD]

We both found out we were fertile with different people several years ago, so that shouldn't be a problem. I'm 29 and she's 27 so we've got youth on our side. Should just be a timing thing I assume.

[pstall]

I successfully took that beach last December... She's due at the end of August...

That said, we had tried pretty hard for over a year and a half at least... So it takes time sometimes for everything to work out right...

The funny part is, we had just started going to a fertility specialist, and I had already had to suffer the humility of having to jack off in a cup right before the doctor...

dude

[Brokenbad]

Try to do a fake out, tell your wife you dont want a kid NO MATTER WHAT! Pray every time you have sex that you dont get her preggers...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Just remember this... Don't try too hard, or it will take an emotional toll on both of you if it doesn't work out...

Enjoy time around each other, and let the chances of getting pregnant be what they are...