Do you think we'll ever find a way to stop people from aging?

[SmootsDaddy89]

That would be sweet. Obviously not everyone would be able to enjoy the benefits though. Overpopulation and all that. Only important people.

It would actually be an awesome strategy for stressing the importance of staying in school.

"Stay in school and you wont ever die!!!"

[The Saltman]

huh? im a highlander bitch, I dont age!!!

[Jase]

staying in school longer doesn't make you smart or important to society.

[Jangler]

Didn't work for this guy.

[SmootsDaddy89]

staying in school longer doesn't make you smart or important to society.

Kids don't know that, Debbie Downer.

[Hawk]

pfft...already part of the two tiered Canadian health care system...the poor die sooner, the rich live forever

[Jangler]

Kids don't know that, Debbie Downer.

And isn't that the whole point?

[Jase]

Kids don't know that, Debbie Downer.

That's Dr. Debbie Downer. I have my PhD in underwater basket weaving.

[SmootsDaddy89]

No, the point is to get kids to at least graduate from high school so that we can pretend that they're more qualified to hold assorted minimum-wage jobs, duh!

[The Saltman]

No, the point is to get kids to at least graduate from high school so that we can pretend that they're more qualified to hold assorted minimum-wage jobs, duh!

I thought this thread was about immortality ....why bring up school in all this? are u high or something?

[Jangler]

But kids are already smarter than their parents. Al Gore said so!

[SmootsDaddy89]

I thought this thread was about immortality ....why bring up school in all this? are u high or something?

I mentioned it because, like I said, you'd have to do something of significance to be allowed to live forever. We don't wanna overpopulate the planet.

For example, I plan on inventing a system you can install in your house which will punch Alex Trebek in the face whenever you clap three times in rapid succession.

Sort of like The Clapper, except ten times better.

[The Saltman]

I mentioned it because, like I said, you'd have to do something of significance to be allowed to live forever. We don't wanna overpopulate the planet.

For example, I plan on inventing a system you can install in your house which will punch Alex Trebek in the face whenever you clap three times in rapid succession.

Sort of like The Clapper, except ten times better.

lol...u have too much time on your hands

[Darth Biscuit]

huh? im a highlander bitch, I dont age!!!

I loved that show... but the movies sucked.