How high do you have to be?

[Jangler]

To accept Monopoly money for crack?

http://www.ksdk.com/news/national/story.aspx?storyid=197439&catid=28

It started as a routine traffic stop in a Wichita neighborhood Thursday evening.

When police pulled over the car they found a 33-year-old man bleeding from the head and telling an unusual story.

The victim said a couple of weeks ago he bought several hundred dollars of crack-cocaine with Monopoly money and now the dealer was ready for pay back.

"The man from whom he had bought the drugs was upset and invited him over to his house and upon arrival struck him in the head several times with a handgun and other people jumped into the fray," said Gordon Bassham with the Wichita Police Department.

The victim was able to get away and escape serious injury.

At this point police say he's being uncooperative.

[The Saltman]

i accept blowjobs for cheeseburgers

Ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger!

[Jangler]

http://www.gastongazette.com/news/sign-44489-gastonia-allegedly.html

A homeless Gastonia man who allegedly hoisted a sign reading, “I’m thinking of a cheeseburger,” near an interstate off-ramp was charged with violating the city begging ordinance.

Gastonia City Ordinance 5-17 makes it unlawful for anyone to beg or offer to work for money or other compensation by “accosting one another or forcing oneself upon the company of another.” The citation did not state whether McLaughlin had been approaching vehicles.

McLaughlin was charged with unlawful solicitation under the city ordinance and was jailed under a $500 secured bond.

[The Saltman]

lol, where do u find this shiit jangler?

[Jangler]

It's a gift?

[Darth Biscuit]

i accept blowjobs for cheeseburgers

[The Saltman]

It's a gift?

:confused:

[Jangler]

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[The Saltman]

? slut.com ?