Holy crap that's a big croc...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcosuchus

When fully mature, Sarcosuchus is believed to have been as long as a city bus (11.2–12.2 meters or 37–40 ft) and weighed up to 8 tonnes (8.75 tons).[1] The largest living crocodilian, the saltwater crocodile, is less than two-thirds of that length (6.3 meters or 20.6 ft is the longest confirmed individual) and a small fraction of the weight (1,200 kg, or 1.3 tons).

[Darth Biscuit]

Pics or STFU

[Panthro]

[Darth Biscuit]

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Perfect! I was just looking for a word to rhyme with sarcophagus.

[Jangler]

Now find one for Orange.

[Jase]

A quick guide for anyone else who wants to make a parody thread...

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=rock&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l

[Jase]

Now find one for Orange.

poor hinge

you're welcome

[Panthro]

A quick guide for anyone else who wants to make a parody thread...

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=rock&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I just noticed all the other parody threads I spawned... I still get an A for originality, I think...

[Jangler]

I was first.