Quick question about alien abduction...

[Zod]

So earlier today I was abducted by an alien. I was hypnotized and lured to her lair through craigslist where she examined my human form by rubbing my muscles for an hour. She then proceeded to take a semen specimen from me. I can only imagine what tests they will do with that.

Anyways, should I have tipped?

[Johnny Rockets]

JBro is posting ads on Craigslist again?

[Skew]

JBro is posting ads on Craigslist and doing anal probes again?

fixed

[PanthersFanNY]

She should have tipped you for being a good sport and donating your seed.

[Hawk]

where she examined my human form by rubbing my muscles for an hour.

she must have had awfully small hands

[Kevin Greene]

Anyways, should I have tipped?

You should have tipped her over the examing room table and showed her how we do it here on earth.

[jasonluckydog]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[The Link]

Cosplay isn't real Zod.

[Jbro]

I hope you were not abducted by the same one I was in NY.

[mmmbeans]

is this some sort of code for tentacle rape?

[ThPantherFan]

I don't think penicillin will work on alien VD.

[cookinwithgas]

[Davidson Deac II]

I wonder what kind of bandwidth space aliens get?