The Jason Heyward Nuthugging Thread

[Fiz]

More like broadcasting to the Phillies. It isnt gonna be easy to win the division.

hey phillies watch this we can beat up on a shitty team more than you can.

honestly though the batting order yesterday was dumber than hell. There's no reason it shouldn't be

Prado/Diaz/Melky

Yunel

Chipper

McCann

Heyward

Glaus

Prado/Diaz/Melky

Prado/Diaz/Melky

pitcher

[Epistaxis]

I'm not fond of your use of "pooty".

I'd like to think my team could make you eat those words, but sadly I'm not homer enough or stupid enough to have confidence in that assertion.

[Scrumtrilescent]

When Glaus' shoulder is fully healed and he has his power back, he better be in the cleanup spot and move McCann down. I think they said Yunel has one of the best if not the best BA with RISP in the NL, so I'm guessing that's the reason he's lower in the order. To me, Prado looks like the prototype 2 hole hitter, but I don't know his K rate and percentages of moving the runner over, OBP, etc.

Of course, that's a big if.

[Mesmer]

Is Diaz even going to play much this year since Heyward is up and bombing poo everywhere? McClouth is CF basically and then Melky is LF am I right or do I have this completely backwards?

[Fiz]

Is Diaz even going to play much this year since Heyward is up and bombing poo everywhere? McClouth is CF basically and then Melky is LF am I right or do I have this completely backwards?

bobby is going to play matchups and give him like 200 at bats on the year.

[Fiz]

also here is the somethingawful game day thread for yesterday linked to the page where heyward hits the homer

the anguish from cubs fans is palpable.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3288707&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=30

[Johnny Rockets]

So I was debating on whether or not my new Braves T should say McCann or Heyward...

Yeah I'm not debating anymore.

I read on Deadspin.com that you can't sell someone's jersey until they play their first game (didn't know that). When the game became official in the 5th inning they sold 541 Heyward Jerseys @ Turner Field alone.

They also stated that shards of his bat can cure cancer, but that is to be expected with a middle name of Adenolith.

[Implied Volatility]

Jason Heyward AKA "J-Hey Kid".

[Miaoww]

Meh, he's no Ryan Sweeney.

[The Saltman]

Go Braves u bitches

[Mesmer]

I read on Deadspin.com that you can't sell someone's jersey until they play their first game (didn't know that). When the game became official in the 5th inning they sold 541 Heyward Jerseys @ Turner Field alone.

They also stated that shards of his bat can cure cancer, but that is to be expected with a middle name of Adenolith.

I think its the same way in the NHL or something. They have to play 1 game before you can rape their likeness for cash. Pretty stupid, but each players association is different I guess.

[jasonluckydog]

If I was a woman I would let him plant his seed in me

[Implied Volatility]

I read on Deadspin.com that you can't sell someone's jersey until they play their first game (didn't know that). When the game became official in the 5th inning they sold 541 Heyward Jerseys @ Turner Field alone.

They also stated that shards of his bat can cure cancer, but that is to be expected with a middle name of Adenolith.

Heyward is God in a baseball uniform, you didn't know that?

If I was a woman I would let him plant his seed in me

[Implied Volatility]

If I was a woman I would let him plant his seed in me