Do you ever feel like there isn't enough time in the day?

[Jangler]

Only a matter of time until the San Andreas fault cracks out the next California monster quake.

If a quake of this kind of magnitude hits Cali... it will be terrible. Unheard of damage and loss of life...

Can you imagine the insurance bill that will follow? It will be what breaks this country. But maybe the earthquake will be big enough to shift the poles and kill us all and we won't have to worry about it.

[Hawk]

finally the Arizona property values would take a jump....being on the new ocean front and all.

[The Saltman]

The last time I was in an earthquake I was at universal studios

[Jangler]

Boooooooooo

[SorthNarolina]

Everytime spacecraft use the earths gravity to slingshot into space it slows down the earth by a billionth of a second or something like that.

[mmmbeans]

I don't know how accurate this can be. I mean it sounds neat and all.

Head Scientist at this site: Hey has anybody seen my car keys?

Other white coats: Did you lose them again?

Head guy: Yeah I know. Did you guys get a chance to see my discovery about shortened days due to that Chilay(the new way of saying Chile) earthquake? How freakin cool is that?

Heady guy: Hey has anybody seen my car keys?

:confused:

[Scrumtrilescent]

That is pretty accurate for me, except it isn't my car keys, it's my pocketknife.