New scientific theory

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

I had an epiphany today, one whose implications could solve many of the worlds problems.

The simple theory is this: There is no movie that currently exists that could not be improved in some way by adding zombies to the storyline.

Discuss.

EDIT: Some examples -

The Sound of Music - "The hills are alive with the sound of zombies!", the music writes itself

The Great Escape - Escape German prison camp, do battle with Nazi zombies

Star Wars - Jedi + Sith + Zombie hoard = Win

Fantastic Four - Add one part Marvel zombies, one part actual Jessica Alba nudity, and this would have broken box office records

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Leatherface vs. zombies? Hell yes.

Full Metal Jacket - R. Lee Ermy trains psychotic marines to fight zombies. Can't go wrong.

Aliens vs. Predator - would have been watchable with zombies

Freddy vs. Jason - would also have to be versus Big Boobie Bikini Babes #4 to be watchable, but zombies would have helped

Aliens vs. Predator vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Leatherface vs. Big Boobie Bikini Babes #4 vs. Zombies - This is what God looks like.

[Cat]

Horrible theory.

Typically Zombie movies suck

I say that with all kindness

[Jase]

^^ agreed.

But to play along... what about

Open water - Floating Zombies...lame

Days of Thunder, cool runnings, any movie with racing - slow zombies are at a distinct disadvantage

Idiocracy- Starving Zombies

[jasonluckydog]

I agree with the OP if Zombies was in Green Fried Tomatoes I would have enjoyed it.

[Jangler]

Pretty Woman- Sex with a zombie hooker with a heart of gold.

[SorthNarolina]

Titanic - instead of hitting an iceburg they get hit by a zombie cruise boat.

[STIFFPAWED]

Best Zombie movie ever.

[tarheelblue89]

The Hangover - wake up to a world run by Zombies.

[Kurb]

Horrible theory.

Typically Zombie movies suck

I say that with all kindness

You are dead to me.

[Kurb]

^^ agreed.

But to play along... what about

Open water - Floating Zombies...lame

Days of Thunder, cool runnings, any movie with racing - slow zombies are at a distinct disadvantage

Idiocracy- Starving Zombies

You are dead to me.

[The Link]

The Zombpocalypse is coming!!!!!!!!!

[Razzy]

Titanic. duh. /thread

[Squirrel]

Any porn movie would be ruined.

/thread!

[SorthNarolina]

You are dead to me, but you are also still alive and hungry for brains. After I shoot you with a shotgun and set you on fire you will truly be dead to me.

fixed'