I'm not defending what the guy did or anything. . .

[SmootsDaddy89]

But goddamn, this bitch is nuts.

[Carolina Husker]

He's every bit as dumb as she is a bitch.

[Matt Foley]

So what happened to Ashley?

[The Saltman]

pics or it didnt happen

[PanthaSan]

That was some hilarious stuff.

So what happened to Ashley?

I think his GF killed her. If not, maybe he should just go to DC and hook up with her now that he's single.

[Epic Beard Man]

I met a Vietnamese hooker that was like that back in nam.

[TheSaint]

anyone else feeling Non-Plussed by all the fake Facebook conversations being posted on teh interweb?

[SmootsDaddy89]

If you don't spend at least an hour per day diving into the depravity-filled world that is lamebook.com I really do not know what you are doing with your life, I really don't.

-Katt Williams.

[theedaddy]

another great test is asking your ____friend/spouse to switch phones for one week. pay close attention to their reaction.

[Go To Girl]

His first message from fake girl was at 4:30 and by 5:03, he was all hot and bothered and thinking he was getting some that night. Niiiiice.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

haha I like this chick

[SmootsDaddy89]

I should clarify. I don't mean she's nuts because of the last message she sent. That was hilarious and well-deserved. I mean I think she's crazy because she devised this whole scheme in the first place. Sure, in this case her boyfriend was a pig, and it's good she found out. But what about all the times the other person isn't?

For me that kind of paranoid, distrustful poo is a deal-breaker.

"Good job, you passed my test :D"

"Oh well you failed mine. My test is the 'are you a crazy, paranoid psycho' test."

/dump

[PanthersFanNY]

Hahah "I'll pay for the cab."

He's got game.

[WildBill559]

I thought it was a BioWare rep role-playing for Mass Effect 2 DLC.