New Durex Condom Slogans...

[KillerKat]

1.) Cover your stump before you hump

2.) Dont be a loner, cover your boner

3.) If you think shes spunky cover your monkey!

4.) dont be a fool, cover your tool

5.) wrap your bate before you mate

6.) plug your funnel then enter the tunnel

7.) package your meat for a real nice treat

8.) rap that wanger before you banger

9.) If shes nude, then tube your dude

10.) cover your diddle then fiddle her middle