Which would be better...

[Matt Foley]

regular heaven or pussy heaven? Discuss.

[Carolina Husker]

Either for you would be a first.

[Darth Biscuit]

This thread is worthless without pics.

[Johnny Rockets]

Does either one even exist?

<puts thread on fast track to the Tinderbox>

[Matt Foley]

Either for you would be a first.

Was gonna come slap you around but your mom just talked me out of it.

[SmootsDaddy89]

I'm betting this is another cat joke.

[Epistaxis]

One of the big reasons for heaven being unlikely.

All the stuff I like, pussy heaven being close but not exactly what I had in mind, most likely will not be tolerated by management.

Sorry, more Tenderbox fodder there.

[cookinwithgas]

one scenario where the Muslim heaven beats the Christian heaven.

[Epistaxis]

Unless it really is raisins/dates/white prunes and not the whooorjins.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I thought they were one in the same... To go to a proverbial "heaven" you have to live your life as a pussy...

[Matt Foley]

I thought they were one in the same... To go to a proverbial "heaven" you have to live your life as a pussy...

It's one AND the same. Got DAMN that makes me mad...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

It's one AND the same. Got DAMN that makes me mad...

one in the same...

I can get my sayings wrong all I want...

..because I AM a motherfuger

[LiQuiD]

One of the big reasons for heaven being unlikely.

All the stuff I like, pussy heaven being close but not exactly what I had in mind, most likely will not be tolerated by management.

Sorry, more Tenderbox fodder there.

You said tender box. Huh-huh.

[Kettle]

i thought heaven was a place where you get what you want. if so i'll take the regular heaven and get all the pussy I can stand.