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Can we get some comedy up in this joint?

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We need some levity and stupidity to bring us back to normal.

I'll start with a true story.

Back in the day, just after getting my license I was cruising down the main strip in Rock Hill. Had my Ray Bans on driving my moms super cool poo brown Cutlass Cruiser station wagon with a converted from diesel to gas 350 small block. Sure it was a grocery getter but it was bad __.

So it's a bright spring afternoon and I'm going about 40 mph and had the window open and the wind in my hair and the radio blasting Animotion when all of the sudden a yellow jacket flies in on the drivers side. Being highly allergic to bees I paniciked and JUMPED over to the Passenger seat...while the car was STILL moving.

So I ram this guy at the red light. He and his buddy then look back and there is me, by myself, sitting on the passenger side. I get out on the passenger side and meet him halfway and realizing I had better find a quick way out I went to into crazed medical attention mode. I kept babbling yellow jacket and I need a doctor and I could die from bee stings.

The guy goes where is my license tag and I told him it's under your car. He shakes his head in anger and bewilderment and leaves.

I gather my composure and my Ray Bans, and continue cruising.

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This is a stupid thing about me. Kind of funny but not really, more embarrassing then anything. I haven't told anyone this, I don't think.

When i was in labor i pushed for like 1 1/2 hours, apparently i was doing a terrible job. The doctor was gauging me to see if i could do any better or they'd have to do a c section. He asked if i could do it, I said "no". Then I had visions of Jake, Smitty and Naruto pop into my head. I thought about their determination and I stopped the doctor and told him, "i can do this". On the next push I finally got his head out.

Yep Jake, Smith and Naruto inspired me when I was down. Now you can all laugh at my lameness. :)

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This is a stupid thing about me. Kind of funny but not really, more embarrassing then anything. I haven't told anyone this, I don't think.

When i was in labor i pushed for like 1 1/2 hours, apparently i was doing a terrible job. The doctor was gauging me to see if i could do any better or they'd have to do a c section. He asked if i could do it, I said "no". Then I had visions of Jake, Smitty and Naruto pop into my head. I thought about their determination and I stopped the doctor and told him, "i can do this". On the next push I finally got his head out.

Yep Jake, Smith and Naruto inspired me when I was down. Now you can all laugh at my lameness. :)

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sorry my wife just did the same thing as u...wasnt doing so good..then all of a sudden became a champion...but i dont think the carolina panthers was in her mind. If it was it was only because she hates football so much :D

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This is a stupid thing about me. Kind of funny but not really, more embarrassing then anything. I haven't told anyone this, I don't think.

When i was in labor i pushed for like 1 1/2 hours, apparently i was doing a terrible job. The doctor was gauging me to see if i could do any better or they'd have to do a c section. He asked if i could do it, I said "no". Then I had visions of Jake, Smitty and Naruto pop into my head. I thought about their determination and I stopped the doctor and told him, "i can do this". On the next push I finally got his head out.

Yep Jake, Smith and Naruto inspired me when I was down. Now you can all laugh at my lameness. :)

You're lucky the baby didn't go over the doctors head thinking about Jake.

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speaking of baby delivery. For our first kid I had this feminazi ninja nurse who must have had deadbeat guys in the delivery room all her life.

She was going overboard in trying to get me involved and I finally said LOOK...I WANT to be here and I want to HELP. Please chill out so we don't go nuts.

Nothing like having a little suite so I could watch a special edition MNF game on tv. WOOO

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