So.. I had an epiphany last night...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

This

Unless proper placement helps you in some grand way, then go for it.

I know it helps me to just let someone have it occasionally, when warranted of course

Maybe this is the root of my frustrations... Maybe I just am at a boiling point and am just waiting for the opportunity to explode...

I don't really think it is, but it could be...hmm... I do love trying to psycho-analyze myself sometimes...

[Darth Biscuit]

If I was... say, Jason Bourne... I'd probably be more inclined to call someone out on poo like this... since I'm not... I think you get the picture.

[natty]

You'll live a much better life if you don't sweat small stuff like that.

[Zcustom]

Maybe this is the root of my frustrations... Maybe I just am at a boiling point and am just waiting for the opportunity to explode...

I don't really think it is, but it could be...hmm... I do love trying to psycho-analyze myself sometimes...

And this can be done without being a total douche.

Sometimes it's as simple as you've screwed me over, how are you going to make it up to me?

[stankowalski]

All I know is Jules would have quoted some bible verse and let those folks have it.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

And this can be done without being a total douche.

Sometimes it's as simple as you've screwed me over, how are you going to make it up to me?

...but the SLJ in me wanted me to stand up, walk over to their table and say...

"Listen here you motherfugin' loud ass motherfuger... I'm tired of hearin' your god damn mouth over my own god damned chewing... If you don't stuff that dick suckin' mouth of yours with a motherfugin' wing and choke on the goddamn bone within the next 30 seconds, I'm gonna ****** everyone of you motherfugers at this table up so motherfugin' fast you won't know what motherfugin' hit you... Understand motherfugers?... *pause*... Now enjoy your goddamn motherfugin' meal..." *return to seat*

[Zcustom]

I still can't believe that a pregnant woman waited 35 minutes for an appetizer, I'd have had a dead waitress on my hands if I ever let that happen while my wife was pregnant.

[CarolinaKid704]

Moral of the story: Cook at home?

When you go out to certain places you should be fully aware of the scene. Applebee's = 360 degrees fail.

In your situation, either find some humor out of it all or just leave it alone. With the group sitting around you, youd only make yourself come down to their level of stupidity.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I still can't believe that a pregnant woman waited 35 minutes for an appetizer, I'd have had a dead waitress on my hands if I ever let that happen while my wife was pregnant.

lol I thought for a moment I saw her sprouting horns on her forehead and leaving clawmarks on the table...

and yeah, CarolinaKid704... Good points... Deep down, that is probably what kept me biting my tongue... not wanting to stoop to her level...

[Darth Biscuit]

...but the SLJ in me wanted me to stand up, walk over to their table and say...

"Listen here you motherfugin' loud ass motherfuger... I'm tired of hearin' your god damn mouth over my own god damned chewing... If you don't stuff that dick suckin' mouth of yours with a motherfugin' wing and choke on the goddamn bone within the next 30 seconds, I'm gonna ****** everyone of you motherfugers at this table up so motherfugin' fast you won't know what motherfugin' hit you... Understand motherfugers?... *pause*... Now enjoy your goddamn motherfugin' meal..." *return to seat*

If SLJ had really been there... all he would have had to do was look at 'em something like this...

and they would have shut up.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

hahaha true enough, but this lady probably would have gotten louder... and tried to suck his dick too...

[Samuel L. Jackson]

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[Darth Biscuit]

DAMN! I have never gotten this message!

Damn... never seen that either.

[Zcustom]

Another tactic I like is to try and be equally as offensive as the person bothering you.

For instance: I took my wife to Nakato's for our 1 year anniversary and it looked for a moment like we might get the table all to ourselves. Then a party of about 12 rather large people came and sat down at our table. They were so loud that we couldn't hear each other talking and my wife started to get so upset. That's when I raised the volume of my voice to a couple notches above theirs. Magically they all looked at me puzzled and I said that we were on our anniversary dinner and I wanted my wife to be able to hear me.

She heard me just fine the rest of the meal