Cowboys fans upon us...

[Purrnicious]

Panthers fan from Salisbury;

Of cheering fans they have full three score thousand.

Panthers fan from York:

There's five to one; besides, they all are drunk.

SALISBURY

O that we now had here
But one ten thousand of those fans in Charlotte
That watch from home today!

Purrnicious:

What's he that wishes so?
My friend from Salisbury? No, my fellow fan:
If we are mark'd to lose, we are enough
To do our fanbase loss; and if to win,
The fewer fans, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one fan more.

Rather proclaim it, Salisbury, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his tickets shall be sold
And crowns for carrowinds put into his purse:
We would not lose in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to lose with us.

.'
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he saw this day: then shall their names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Bryce the Quarterback, Brown and Burns,
Thielen and Hubbard, Luvu and Jackson,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And each football season shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the league,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that cheers with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in Charlotte now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their fanhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That cheered with us upon this Cowboys game!

[TheBigKat]

I proudly sold and profited tremendously from my tickets to Cowboys fans

[LinvilleGorge]

2 minutes ago, TheBigKat said:

I proudly sold and profited tremendously from my tickets to Cowboys fans

As you should. And no one should be mad about it.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

8 minutes ago, LinvilleGorge said:

As you should. And no one should be mad about it.

I used to get so pissed at PSL holders who'd sell their tickets to opposing fans.  LoYaLtY tO tHe TeAm and all that.

Over the past several years though I'm like fug it, you just converted a miserable afternoon getting beer spilled on you and challenged to fights by some drunk Cowboys fan from Hickory to a nice day trip to the mountains or something.

[UnluckyforSome]

A big section of the country is going to get this garbage beamed into their homes today. I think it will be a CBS day instead here.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

6 minutes ago, UnluckyforSome said:

A big section of the country is going to get this garbage beamed into their homes today. I think it will be a CBS day instead here.

lol a bunch of 49ers fans (blue) all over the country are looking at that map like "dammit why"

[TheBigKat]

13 minutes ago, UnluckyforSome said:

A big section of the country is going to get this garbage beamed into their homes today. I think it will be a CBS day instead here.

This is gonna be a national embarrassment 

[X-Clown]

10 hours ago, The NFL Shield At Midfield said:

I used to get so pissed at PSL holders who'd sell their tickets to opposing fans.  LoYaLtY tO tHe TeAm and all that.

Over the past several years though I'm like fug it, you just converted a miserable afternoon getting beer spilled on you and challenged to fights by some drunk Cowboys fan from Hickory to a nice day trip to the mountains or something.

It’s literally the first time I’ve done it in 20 years and I couldn’t be more happy w how I turned out 

[LinvilleGorge]

10 hours ago, The NFL Shield At Midfield said:

I used to get so pissed at PSL holders who'd sell their tickets to opposing fans.  LoYaLtY tO tHe TeAm and all that.

Over the past several years though I'm like fug it, you just converted a miserable afternoon getting beer spilled on you and challenged to fights by some drunk Cowboys fan from Hickory to a nice day trip to the mountains or something.

Hickory really is a poo hole.

I've never understood why. It's big enough to have some stuff, small enough to still have a small town feel, and in a great geographical location. Close to the mountains, decent access to the Charlotte area. But it just fuging sucks. I can be to Hickory in 20 minutes and never go.

[ClawOn]

Cowboy fans can chirp all they want. They'll still choke in the playoffs.   

[Ornias]

7 minutes ago, ClawOn said:

Cowboy fans can chirp all they want. They'll still choke in the playoffs.   

What are playoffs?

[ClawOn]

1 hour ago, Ornias said:

What are playoffs?

I'll get back to you on that in 2028.

[LinvilleGorge]

1 hour ago, ClawOn said:

Cowboy fans can chirp all they want. They'll still choke in the playoffs.   

At least they'll be there. We can't say poo. We're in the midst of a sixth straight losing season.

[ClawOn]

29 minutes ago, LinvilleGorge said:

At least they'll be there. We can't say poo. We're in the midst of a sixth straight losing season.

I know.   Rooting against the Cowboys is all I have left.