The "I Once" Thread..........

[SMACKDAB]

I'll start with an example.......let's hear some of your own. I am sure that are millions of possibilities out there.

I once hit a wiffle ball SO hard in 2nd grade, it left the imprints,of the circles on the ball, around Kelvin Johnson's left eye, that he looked like he had 8 eyes for almost 2 weeks.

I did feel bad about it though.

[Guild]

I once had to drag a drunk kid who couldn't handle his liquor and decided to sleep in a puddle (of puke, and mud) about a half-mile to get him out of the damned woods.

Should've left him in the puddle.

[Cat]

I once egged a buddies house and his mom shot at our car as we were speeding away. He didn't know it was us girls, he thought it was his sisters ex boy friend (because we decapitated a barbie and hung it on a tree in their front yard) so he told everyone he ran the car down and beat the poo out of it. In reality he tried to chase us down after his mom shot at us. He was wearing only his boxers and he didn't get anywhere close to our car. We exposed him for the liar that he was

[Darth Biscuit]

I once tried to grab a tree limb as I was going down the driveway on my bike (which is on a hill) at my parents house when I was about 10... skinned both knees and elbows, back of one hand and a shoulder... didn't hit my head though.

[Matt Foley]

I once farted so bad it cleared the back seven seats of the bus.

[STIFFPAWED]

I once (during my Evil Knievel stage) tried to jump the road in front of my parents house on my dirt bike and use the ditch as a ramp. Long story short, the bike stopped, I didn't. Woke up in a hospital the next day with a severe concussion.

[tarheelblue89]

I once broke my brothers nose when we decided it would be funny to Box without gloves. I was 10, he was 13 and I laid his ass out.

[Cat]

I once was laying on the floor in brothers room, we were teenagers and we were just chatting (this story is not going to some nasty perverted place). He got up to use the bathroom and as he walked by he shoved his big toe in my mouth. So I kept all the saliva that had been contaminated by the big toe, in my mouth while he used the bathroom, i stood at the bathroom door waiting for him to come out, when he opened the door I shot a big loogy right at him, it landed in his mouth. it was awesome pay back. Yeah that's like the grossest thing ever but it was funny.

[Matt Foley]

I once drank jungle juice and had bright green poop the next day. Michael Waltrip was living with my family and I showed it to him.

[SMACKDAB]

Cat, for some reason, all I could vision when I read that was Linda Blair in the movie The Exorcist. :rofl:

[CBDevil]

I once had to talk my way out of a hostage situation. In a drunken stupor, my friend had invited a girl back to the room we were staying in. She brought two crack dealers with whom he apparently smoked some with. She left, the dealers demanded money from my friend. Meanwhile, I am trying to think while I was realizing why I don't drink.

I ended up convincing one of the guys that I could hook him up with a buddy of mine who sold acid disguised as stickers. Being a college town, dude thought he had hit the score of a life time. Dude got my non-existent beeper number, and convinced the other guy that they should go. It was a wild night.

[Matt Foley]

I once saw a he-she on a nude beach.

[SMACKDAB]

Can't you leave Panthro and Jase alone please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sultan33g]

Once in highschool while I was at detention I let my friend take my car to Burger king. Next thing you know he backs into a brick wall. Go Fuking Figure.