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[Future of the Funchise]

Chef going into training camp after their last died in his home in a horrific waffle iron accident last Sunday. Billy Collins, younger brother of the first Panthers QB Kerry Collins is survived by a wife and 2 children. The family dog did not survive the accident. Our prayers are with the family.

[pantherdad]

what the hell?

[Kettle]

is this serious? he and his dog died in a waffle iron accident?

[CharlotteBeer.com]

is this serious? he and his dog died in a waffle iron accident?

Waffle-iron deaths are about as serious as it gets, and nothing to joke about. It's also a very well-written account of the accident, so I'm going to assume it's true.

[Sloth]

I.. what? Wait, what?

[Future of the Funchise]

Apparently the waffle iron was a Decepticon...

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Oh, and the food at training camp just got better.

See what I did there?

[pantherdad]

i don't think i will be using my waffle iron anymore.....

[SMACKDAB]

i don't think i will be using my waffle iron anymore.....

Can I have it?

[Future of the Funchise]

This is precisely why I only eat pancakes

[Kettle]

i really like waffles. they have little cups to hold the butter, sugar and syrup. therefore waffles>pancakes.

[iBBB]

so.... what does the dog have to do with any of it?

[pantherdad]

Can I have it?

i guess.....i dont feel safe now making waffles on a sunday morning when my wife and kids are out and its just me and the dog at the hou......goddmmit this story makes no sense.....i need a link to an article on this so-called waffle iron tragedy. sounds like some final destination poo, what did it fall in the sink while he was petting his dog? did it blow up the house? what the hell? inquiring minds want to know!

so that being said, depending on the actual cause of death, Electro may or may not be getting my waffle iron to make his world famous ass waffles!!

[SMACKDAB]

so.... what does the dog have to do with any of it?

The dog was an English Setter, and wanted English Muffins instead of Waffles.

A scuffle must have incurred causing the deadly accident.

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