Bringing in a new pet help needed!

[Darth Biscuit]

The Wiener Dog is just such an instigator. She actually growls and snaps at the big dog.:confused:

Like I said... those little fugers think they're 10 feet tall...

[Sultan33g]

they dont have perception of size...kind of like when biscuit's wife pulls his pants down..

[Matt Foley]

I have two beagle sized mutts, and if someone came in and saw them fighting at certain times they'd swear they are trying to kill each other. Fangs bared, the Cujo deathstare and growl, etc etc.

They'll work it out.

[Darth Biscuit]

they dont have perception of size...kind of like when biscuit's wife pulls his pants down..

That's a good thing too, because she would probably run away scared if she did... she does keep mumbling something about "python, python" though...

[Sultan33g]

That's a good thing too, because she would probably run away scared if she did... she does keep mumbling something about "python, python" though...

lol right....nice avatar...your best yet ...o and meat that avatar reminds me of the good old days when I figured out that masturbation was the key to success.

[Matt Foley]

lol right....nice avatar...your best yet ...o and meat that avatar reminds me of the good old days when I figured out that masturbation was the key to success.

You know, a picture that you really like is like a nice expensive rug. All pure and pristine. And now with that last comment you have pooped on my rug.

[Johnny Rockets]

I need some pet advice also...

My daughter got a kitten for Christmas and I thought for sure my dog would eat it and my problem would be solved. However it is now 25 days after Christmas and the dog has yet to eat the cat and it is still annoying me. Any advice to get my dog to eat the cat? Should I cover it in steak sauce or something? I just don't want anyone to know I encouraged the devourment (is that a word?) of my daughter's Christmas present.

Thanks,

Desperate in Concord

[Sultan33g]

You know, a picture that you really like is like a nice expensive rug. All pure and pristine. And now with that last comment you have pooped on my rug.

that was my objective

[o803oVaDeR]

One thing I love about this board is no matter what we are talking about it all ends up being pornographic. You guys are the best. By the way Biscuit I agree, that is you best avitar. It is soft and sweet it almost bring a tear to my eye.

[Matt Foley]

My girlfriend bought me a kitten one Christmas. She misunderstood my request.

[Sultan33g]

One thing I love about this board is no matter what we are talking about it all ends up being pornographic. You guys are the best. By the way Biscuit I agree, that is you best avitar. It is soft and sweet it almost bring a tear to my eye.

When you get me, meat and biscuit on one topic at a time you are guaranteed that result. Add Jangler in there and o mah God.....

[Darth Biscuit]

I need some pet advice also...

My daughter got a kitten for Christmas and I thought for sure my dog would eat it and my problem would be solved. However it is now 25 days after Christmas and the dog has yet to eat the cat and it is still annoying me. Any advice to get my dog to eat the cat? Should I cover it in steak sauce or something? I just don't want anyone to know I encouraged the devourment (is that a word?) of my daughter's Christmas present.

Thanks,

Desperate in Concord

Put it in the dogs bowl for dinner?

One thing I love about this board is no matter what we are talking about it all ends up being pornographic. You guys are the best. By the way Biscuit I agree, that is you best avitar. It is soft and sweet it almost bring a tear to my eye.

What is this "pornographic" you speak of, I am not familiar with this term...

Thank you.

[o803oVaDeR]

I do see how we can get confused though, because a dog and porn are trully mans best friends. Just not at the same time!

[Darth Biscuit]

This thread is now five stars... because I've got a new signature...