Women drivers

[Matt Foley]

[Cold Cat]

1997- woman driver T-bones my brother and I while we're driving threw a 4 way stop.

1999- woman driver side swipes me make a wide turn

2000- woman driver hits me head on to avoid hay bail in road

2002- woman driver hits me head on because she dropped her lipstick and took her eyes off the road...

every crash/accident i've been in the other party driving has always been a woman. My fiancee says i deserve it for being a ***** in college...

[Scrumtrilescent]

Oxymoron.

[the butch]

At the Video: AAAhahahahaha. The parking scene where the guy did it for her was HILARIOUS!!

At Cold Cat: Damn, that sucks. How's your insurance otherwise?

[Captroop]

Instructions for using drive up ATM machine

Male Instructions:

1. Pull up to ATM
   
2. Insert card
   
3. Enter PIN
   
4. Take cash, card and receipt
   
5. Drive away
   

Female Instructions:

1. Pull up to ATM
   
2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
   
3. Shut off engine
   
4. Put keys in purse
   
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
   
6. Hunt for card in purse
   
7. Insert card
   
8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.
   
9. Enter PIN
   
10. Study instructions.
    
11. Hit "cancel"
    
12. Re-enter correct PIN
    
13. Check balance
    
14. Look for envelope
    
15. Look in purse for pen
    
16. Make out deposit slip
    
17. Endorse checks
    
18. Make deposit
    
19. Study instructions
    
20. Make cash withdrawal
    
21. Get in car
    
22. Check makeup
    
23. Look for keys
    
24. Start car
    
25. Check makeup
    
26. Start pulling away
    
27. Stop
    
28. Back to machine
    
29. Get out of car
    
30. Take card and receipt
    
31. Get back in car
    
32. Put card in wallet
    
33. Put receipt in checkbook
    
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
    
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
    
36. Check makeup
    
37. Put car in reverse
    
38. Put car in drive
    
39. Drive away from machine
    
40. Drive 3 miles
    
41. Release parking brake
    

[Darth Biscuit]

Wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so true.

[Carolina Husker]

[2shy]

Question; you are on the highway, whats your worst fear? a old old Chinese female is my most times.

Ive only rode with a couple females(me shotgun), where i didnt fear for my life. Honestly it would a world of help for all women to take a 2 week professional driving class, even some males too. Reduce the wrecks BY far, but insurance companies would hate that, same for body shops. Iphones/cell phones/makeup do NOT HELP LADIES!

[Cold Cat]

At the Video: AAAhahahahaha. The parking scene where the guy did it for her was HILARIOUS!!

At Cold Cat: Damn, that sucks. How's your insurance otherwise?

Its not bad actually. I've never gotten a ticket for any of the accidents. The woman driver has.