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Funny Stewart Story...

KillerKat

By KillerKat,
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Just a small story from my friend, Watchdog, at another forum Im on...

Okay, so I have a story for you Josh. We live out here in Portland, OR. and my wife's best friend has an extremely cute little Asian/English girl, her name is Lytui (Pronounced Leetee). She went to the University of Oregon. So a couple years ago near the end of June we were over their house for dinner and Lytui had brought her boyfriend home to meet mom - his name was John; Jonathon Stewart.

I didn't get to meet him right away, they were upstairs playing Madden or something. I asked Kathy if I could use her restroom and went to find it. It was occupied and I really had to go. Just then, the door opened and here comes J-Stew out shaking his head at me.

"Dude, you really don't want to go in there, I just blew that place up," he said. But I had no choice.

I thought my lungs were gonna bleed. He's a super nice kid, but if anyone ever tells you his sh** don't stink, I'm here to tell you that I seriously think he must eat Alpo for breakfast.

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alot of athletes and weight lifters can take some rediculous smelling dumps and ripp truly staggering farts because of the massive amounts of vitamins/minerals they take in their supplements. I don't if NFL players do that but weight lifters and gym rats can make something so nasty that not only am I disgusted by them...but I also fear and respect them.

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