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Predictions on what happens Monday....


Zod

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i sleep in.

panthers have meetings all day. fox with JR and hurney.

tuesday will be the earth shaker of a day.

crossman fired, davidson moved to STs and asst OC. weis gets brought in as OC. oh...and williamson retires and we get a new WR coach.

or

fox resigns (not re-signs), meeks is promoted to HC for the year. crossman is fired. williamson retires.

the search for a new DC, STs coach, and WR coach begins.

by weeks end peppers is a cardinal and boldin is a panther.

fox/meeks announces that moore will be the starter going into camp.

it can happen.

If I second the motion does it go to the floor for a vote.

Sounds good to me. I actually believe Fox resigns which is what JR really wants.

I don't see us letting Meeks go. Next year's defense is gonna be sweet.

Go Panthers

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Somehow probably by the use of ancient occult Nazi magic the Panthers get ushered into the Playoffs to begin a run at the Superbowl.

Oh and Aliens reveal themselves and that Jake Delhomme was really a scout sent to test our ability to withstand bad quarterback play in preparation for being drafted for the galactic war against the Reptilians.

Oh and Earth will be the first pick in that draft.

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Somehow probably by the use of ancient occult Nazi magic the Panthers get ushered into the Playoffs to begin a run at the Superbowl.

Oh and Aliens reveal themselves and that Jake Delhomme was really a scout sent to test our ability to withstand bad quarterback play in preparation for being drafted for the galactic war against the Reptilians.

Oh and Earth will be the first pick in that draft.

We are the aliens.

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By the time Trgovac and other coaches left, it was the 24th of January. Meeks was hired the 26th. We had open coaching positions into 13 February.

Our last game had been the 28th of December.

well part of that would be because our last game was actually January 10th

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Okay what's probably going to happen is nothing special.

Probably every single one of our assistants will stay. Even Crossman. I don't want to bum anybody out but on this small market team nobody really expects anyone to do their jobs, so Danny Crossman will probably get another year to stay because he is probably a nice guy in the workplace and personality over performance is the prevailing attitude in this organization. As long as you're not an asshole you will get 1,000,001 chances to prove that you are not cut out for what you're trying to do.

then: here comes the most exciting part.... The John Fox press conference, where he will regurgitate the same bullshit he always does "it is what it is" and "we just didn't execute" will be re-iterated repeatedly towards the reporters drooling on their notebooks and gazing into the ceiling like Rosemary Kennedy. Oh wait a minute, that's not exciting. I mean watching paint dry would be an event to keep you on the edge of your seat more than watching this boring coach and his Estelle Getty cotton hair punch in at his job and recite the same lines over and over again like a tour guide.

Then will become the worst part of the day: The part where someone asks him about Delhomme and he will write off this season as a struggle for him which won't factor one bit on his offseason evaluation and Jake will be expected to take snaps with the first team offense in minicamp. Matt Moore will shake his head in disbelief and demand a trade, and Fox will continue this ongoing cycle of mediocrity we've been married to since 2006.

Your beat writers will pump out the same garbage briefings with little to no value in conceptualization and cryptic information leaks from the "sources within the organization" will be published sporadically.

Every decision made will be met with raves and rants from your resident forum apple polishers and angst ridden shut ins respectively, and every day will consist of the same argument back and forth with no progress made and no enlightenment received either way. And most of the posters won't realize the treadmill we're running on and give up this lost cause that is trying to get the other side to see it your way.

And the minute I log in and see all this unfolding before my very eyes I'll know I've been sent to sports team hell.

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