Moore compared to Brady's early career.

[Jangler]

Matt Moore is forced to carry a baseball bat every time he goes to the bathroom, just in case he craps out a wild cat and has to beat it to death.

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

It is illegal for Matt Moore to walk down the street in seventeen different states. It is illegal for him to touch the ground at all in thirty-two states. It is illegal for him to breathe in the state of Vermont. Matt Moore has visted every state in the union for at least two nights each, and has never broken the law in any of them.

[Jangler]

Matt Moore named his cat Chuck Norris because it's a pussy.

[Jangler]

Matt Moore's jizz is a powerful adhesive agent. This, of course, is why Chuck Norris' face is stuck the way it is.

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

When Matt Moore recieves a telephone call, it is because he is the only creature alive who can catch sound with his bare hands.

[Jangler]

There is a 1/3 chance that Matt Moore is motorboating your mom's ass cheeks right now.

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

The other 2/3 are either "Submarine-ing" or "Sea-Quest DSV-ing"

[Jangler]

Don't even ask what Matt Moore would do for a Klondike bar...

[jasonluckydog]

Matt Moore does not sleep.He waits

[jasonluckydog]

Matt Moore can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm wrestling match. Matt Moore won.

[jasonluckydog]

While urinating,Matt Moore is easily capable of welding titanium.

[jasonluckydog]

in ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Matt Moore, because Matt Moore killed that man.

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

Everytime Matt Moore smiles into the sun, a town in California gets its wildfire.