That's the Tennessee Way

[Jangler]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/12/21/2009-12-21_tennessee_lawyer_mark_lambert_bites_off_part_of_greg_herbers_nose_during_fight_o.html

Mark Lambert admitted during an interview with WMC-TV to biting off a portion of Greg Herbers' nose, according to a report on the TV station's Web site. The bite occurred during a fracas at Memphis-area hot spot Dish.

Herbers is now reportedly suing Lambert, claiming he needs plastic surgery and might have to wear a prosthetic nose. He also claims Lambert swallowed what he bit off.

Lambert told WCM-TV that he did take a bite out of Herbers -- but maintains he spit out the flesh.

The brouhaha reportedly began when Herbers entered the restaurant’s bathroom and found all urinals and stalls in use.

He says he asked two men who were in the same stall -- but not using the toilet -- to leave, WCM-TV reported. He claims they refused his request.

Lambert, who was using a urinal and carrying on a conversation with the duo barricaded in the stall, began hurling profanity at him, Herbers says, and then shoved him and delivered the bite.

I bet every time this guy looks in the mirror now he thinks:

Maybe I should have just pissed in the sink.

[SMACKDAB]

I didn't know Mike Tyson was from TN. :eek:

[Jangler]

Tyson Approved!