a message to The Panthers, David Tepper, and all of you "it's just preseason" "fans" on here

[Sgt Schultz]

12 minutes ago, Jon Snow said:

They are probably laughing from reading the reactions on the huddle. 

"Hey, look at what this moron said.  He can't tell a football from a headache ball.  Oh wait, now there an even better one."

[ForJimmy]

You couldn’t stomach the second half yesterday? Wasn’t the 2nd half 16-0 in our favor? 

[OldhamA]

4 hours ago, Mr. Scot said:

Nah

I'm a big fan of maturity though, and that isn't what's being shown here.

Ditto patience. Football season is a marathon, not a sprint.

Preseason is basically stretching and warming up before you run.

So should you be worried if you fall over and hit your head on a paving stone when trying to stretch your quad?

Cos that's what we've done so far.

[Mr. Scot]

3 minutes ago, OldhamA said:

So should you be worried if you fall over and hit your head on a paving stone when trying to stretch your quad?

Cos that's what we've done so far.

If you wanna make that kind of comparison, this is more like having a hangnail.

(if that)

Edited August 19, 2023 by Mr. Scot

[Matthias]

From the extremely soft coverage I saw from the defense at the start of the game yesterday, I will chalk it up to preseason.  That wasn't about skill, that was just letting them go down the field.  If I see any semblance of that when the season comes, then this team has no hope.

That said, I love what I'm seeing in Bryce.  Even in this lackadaisical playing effort, he is poised.  He's confident.  That is a great sign.  So we'll see if this team is just going through the motions, or if we are just that amazingly bad.

[DJ feed me moore]

bro why would anyone want to ban this? best content in months on here. Im loling

[WUnderhill]

5 hours ago, GOAT said:

I rarely drink these days, but I had to run to the liquor store and purchase two bottles of liquor just to stomach watching the second half of that shitshow yesterday. I am now hungover, reading the Huddle, trying to process how I feel about this team, and I feel the need to rant about over a dozen things. This is a fan forum, so if you're already trying to think of a gif to post or a funny one liner like "lol dude it's preseason" "lol dude go touch grass", you can go fug yourself.

I have been watching the Panthers for quite some time now. I've sat through a lot of bullshit. I'm honestly sick of it.

I'm sick of the mediocracy, I'm sick of settling, I'm sick of getting embarrassed, I'm sick of watching bad football.

This team looks completely flat, no energy, no discipline, no preparation, no heart, nothing.

Bad penalties, bad play calling, horrible fundamentals, inexcusable mistakes and missed opportunities all across the board.

These motherfuggers get paid more than anyone on here will ever make in a life time and they absolutely BLOW at their jobs.

These motherfuggers get paid to play a game that children play on TV and they somehow get a pass year of after fugging year for playing shitty / coaching shitty.

These motherfuggers eat, sleep, and breathe this game, they practice all year, their whole lives, and they just still cannot get it right.

We as fans wait months to see the team we root for take the field and show some heart, make plays, win games.

We as fans work all day, some of us in grueling jobs, long hours, travel, etc - and we sit down to watch some football to relax and enjoy downtime.

We as fans buy merch, buy tickets, show up to events, encourage these guys.

and this is what we get? Every single fugging year? No matter the coach? No matter the GM? No matter the players? Just complete dogshit every single season? Year after fugging year?

This is equivalent to being a diehard fan of a band, buying their merch, buying their concert tickets, etc and then having them drop an album that sounds like someone jack hammering a cat. Or going to their concert only to watch them trying to play their instruments with a fugging dildo. 

It is absolute insanity. It is an absolute joke bro. Like what in gods green earth are you guys doing at practice? What are you doing in meetings? What tape are you watching?

How do we string together a group of the worst coaches and worst players, year after year? How does that even happen with out trying?

Why is our social media team posting a picture of the definition of preseason after a game? Do you know how embarrassing that is? Do you know how cringe and stupid all of their content is? Get off the fugging phones and stop trying to be hip. Stop trying to save face because you have a shitty ass product and you think being funny or "cool" on social media will mask that.

All this rah rah crap, all these interviews, skits, "this or that", stupid ass social media trends, cut that shid out and start fugging focusing on not being complete horseshit on the field.

Players laughing and shid on the sidelines, "oh har har har I still get my game check and then get to go home and play as myself in madden then wake up and dick around at practice tomorrow har har har". Motherfuggers never worked a god damn day in their lives, they don't know shid about adversity, they don't know shid about hard work, discipline, effort, heart. These motherfuggers just out here running around playing a game half ass and collecting money. These coaches are all just failed players that can't give up the glory of being on the field and are out there trying to act like they fugging know anything. 

"IT'S JUST PRE-SEASON LOL"

"IT'S JUST WEEK ONE LOL"

"IT'S ONLY THEIR FIRST YEAR TOGETHER LOL"

"IT'S ONLY A GAME LOL"

fug outta here. Why even watch then? Why even go to a concert where they're playing instruments with dildos? What is the fugging point?

This franchise absolutely sucks man. Tepper has ruined this shid. I really wish I didn't like watching the Panthers, I truly don't even know why I do.

I would do anything to take this team over and actually show these motherfuggers what it means to work hard, have some fugging heart, give a damn, make plays, make an impact.

I wait all god damn year for this shid and here we go again. Every week until February we're going to watch these idiots "coach" this "team and draw up dogshit plays for them to butcher if they even get the snap off before committing a penalty.

"LOL LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS"

"LOL DUDE DON'T EXPECT THEM TO MAKE A GOOD ALBUM"

LOL LOL LOL GIF GIF GIF

says a lot about you as a human if that's how you live life. If your passions are that weak, if you are that quick and easy to settle.

I can honestly rant about this shid all day so if you want smoke please go head and quote me.

David Tepper, Reich, players, I want all the smoke. Social media team, come at me with that softshit.

I am spending the rest of my morning writing to the front office and DMing every single person with a social media account that works for or plays for this team to make them aware of our disappointment.

I may speak for some of you already and for those that don't agree, I am going to speak for you any ways.

Because? Because this is absolute DOGSHIT DILDOS.

Shades of: 

https://dai.ly/x3ao9gt

Edited August 19, 2023 by WUnderhill

[CRA]

26 minutes ago, Matthias said:

From the extremely soft coverage I saw from the defense at the start of the game yesterday, I will chalk it up to preseason.  That wasn't about skill, that was just letting them go down the field.  If I see any semblance of that when the season comes, then this team has no hope.

That said, I love what I'm seeing in Bryce.  Even in this lackadaisical playing effort, he is poised.  He's confident.  That is a great sign.  So we'll see if this team is just going through the motions, or if we are just that amazingly bad.

If you watch a Pat Surtain highlight reel from last year he isn’t up playing press coverage much.  DBs are going to be playing off a lot in his scheme.   Which is always going to be called soft when you get beat.  I mean they were 10 yards off in Denver last year a lot. 

but you he had pressure in Denver.  So I suspect we won’t know what our pressure really looks like until week 1. Neither will the staff.  If Burns and company can’t get it he has proven not be afraid to dial up the blitz.  Can’t think of his name but they traded one of the best pass rushers in season last and he countered by just blitzing more 

[Jon Snow]

Overreaction thread of the preseason so far.  10/10

[CRA]

2 minutes ago, Jon Snow said:

Overreaction thread of the preseason so far.  10/10

I’d only go 9/10.  Because you know this going to be nothing after that first game in Atlanta.  

[BlackPanther22]

2 minutes ago, CRA said:

If you watch a Pat Surtain highlight reel from last year he isn’t up playing press coverage much.  DBs are going to be playing off a lot in his scheme.  

but you he had pressure in Denver.  So I suspect we won’t know what our pressure really looks like until week 1. Neither will the staff.  If Burns and company can’t get it he has proven not be afraid to dial up the blitz.  Can’t think of his name but they traded one of the best pass rushers in season last and he countered by just blitzing more 

Yeah from what I've read about Evero's scheme it's a lot of Cover 3 with split safeties and late rotation. As far as pressure, I'm super curious to see how they handle that in the regular season because as you alluded to; with the Broncos last year when they traded Chubb to Miami they blitzed a lot. I believe Evero led the league in sim-pressures as well. 

I believe he has more toys here in the EDGE department to play with so Im super curious to see how he deploys everybody week 1 and beyond. I don't know if I expect a lot of blitzes as much as I expect those sim-pressures to continue with him probably consistently rushing 4-5 guys but it not being the same guys every time. 

Coverage wise, the only thing I really want to see is for them to allow Horn to shadow the best receiver on the other team and to play their match up's better. I'm over seeing DJax on 6'3 guys who can bully him lol

[Jon Snow]

Just now, CRA said:

I’d only go 9/10.  Because you know this going to be nothing after that first game in Atlanta.  

You have a point. But I was only considering the preseason.  The scoreboard resets when the season starts though. We need a leader board to keep track throughout the season. We could have a pretty good drinking game going on by game 3.

[X-Clown]

6 hours ago, GOAT said:

Let me guess, you also settle for mediocracy in ever other facet of your life too?

My favorite post in the this train wreck of a thread. Shocked no one else called this out, has tommy jone potential.

[DamnItJake!]

I think he had a meltdown!! Damn too funny!!