This is insane! Xmas wishlists?

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I have been ordered to come up with an Xmas list for my wife (things that I want her to get me) but there is a major problem... I have no clue what to put on it...

What the hell do I want? I have no clue! What's some cool stuff everyone here is asking for?

All I can think of are the usual DVDs, video games, and CDs to add to my collections...

The only other things I've got on my list so far are a food dehydrator (always wanted one of these), a semi-auto .22 rifle for playing around target shooting with, and some miscellaneous camping gear... Sad isn't it?

I like gadget type stuff, outdoorsy stuff, the Panthers, music, movies, and typical "guy" things...

I don't drink or smoke, and am not too into vehicles or things like tools (although some stuff would be nice, like an air compressor (woot! another idea!)), so beer/cigs/home improvement stuff doesn't do much for me...

Damn...

What are all of you asking for/hoping to get this holiday season?

[g5jamz]

The Hangover...unrated

[Samuel L. Jackson]

It's already on the list (one of the DVDs I asked for)...

I'm looking for more non-DVD-video game-cd stuff...

[The Link]

Tickets to a BTBAM show...

[Sultan33g]

pack of Marlboros?

[Jbro]

A *****

[Sultan33g]

sith lightsaber?

[shinner]

menage...or even front row at some ***** action.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I was actually considering giving her a list of something along the lines of:

...at least a few BJs this year

...you to quit smoking, however rare it may be

...a threesome with some hot chick you bring home

...a complete football season without being made to feel guilty for watching it

...100% honesty all of the time

...you to do some housework once in a while

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But, I didn't think that would go over so well... lol

[The Link]

I was actually considering giving her a list of something along the lines of:

...at least a few BJs this year

...you to quit smoking, however rare it may be

...a threesome with some hot chick you bring home

...a complete football season without being made to feel guilty for watching it

...100% honesty all of the time

...you to do some housework once in a while

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But, I didn't think that would go over so well... lol

Yea, that would go over well...

[Sultan33g]

season tickets to mud wrestling

[Sultan33g]

the fleshlight?

[Captroop]

I never know what to tell people to get me. And what I want is usually more than I am comfortable asking for as a gift. Hangover unrated is on the list for sure. But I can tell you what I got myself

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, seasons 1, 2 & 3 (Buy one get one free at FYE)

Grand Marnier Gift Set, a fifth and two GM glasses for $30 ($10 cheaper than for a fifth alone)

New wool winter coat

Enough PS3 games to last me until Easter

All I want for Christmas is to get drunk and watch about 18 hours of Sunny.

[Captroop]

menage...or even front row at some ***** action.

Speaking of gifts from girlfriends:

Isn't it kind of cheating when she buys lingere for herself and says it's a gift for you?