Mailman

[hepcat]

A mailman steps out of his truck, pats you on the head, gives you your mail, pokes you in the stomach, jumps back in his truck and drives away.

Is this a creepy situation?

[Sultan33g]

wha?

[Zcustom]

If you have to ask.....

[Scrumtrilescent]

No, if you're a dog.

[Happy Panther]

It's a RIDDLE!!!!!

[Jase]

mailmen are always crazy. I'd be worried if one wasn't acting weird.

[Epistaxis]

I met mine while he was working his other gig at Home Depot.

Handed him my CC and he knew everything about me.

Which was creepy, until he revealed he was my letter carrier.

If you look like the Pillsbury Doughboy, his greeting to you was perfect.

Otherwise, kinda creepy.

[Hawk]

I used to have the hottest little mail lady you could ever imagine. I'm sure it was no surprise to her that I met her at the door or front steps many many times!

[Jangler]

American hot or Canadian hot?

[Zcustom]

:smilielol5:

[Hawk]

American hot or Canadian hot?

haven't you been paying attention...it's almost at par these days!

[Epistaxis]

Canada has better chicks than the US, when population is factored in.

WAAAAAAY less fat asses and WAAAAAAAY better attitudes.

Plus, Toronto has the hottest Asian chicks, better than SoCal.

[Jangler]

I bet they are furrier too.

[Sultan33g]

wife is canadian...Im a little more furrier than she......canadian girls are freaking gorgeous tho