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The Ultimate Strip Club List

Sultan33g

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OK for all you strip club enthusiasts here is a website dedicated to strip clubs. reviews ,mostly funny as hell reviews, are listed for all strip clubs in the world. Here is my user name and password for everyone to use.

User name: Sultan33g

Password: Striplist

and here is the website: TUSCL.net

enjoy

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Okay, this may be the least manly thing I ever write, but what is the appeal of the strip club? I don't get it. It seems like just another establishment set up to part man from his hard earned money.

I went to a strip club with my buddy a few weeks ago. I had fun, but I feel no desire to go back. I mean what's the point? Go, get a hardon, go home? I mean it's not like any of the hot chicks feigning interest in you will actually go home with you. It's worse than porn! Porn is free and I actually get off.

Paying $9 a beer sucks.

Private dances suck. My buddy talked me into it. So the plan here is I walk up to the stage, and now the show I was getting for free, I have to pay for? Maybe there's a 50% chance that she might actually run her leg up my thigh. OOH, that's hot, I think I'll go to men's room and jerk off. And truthfully, I didn't know where to look. I come from the school of, "look someone in the eyes." I felt a little uncomfortable staring slack-jawed at some girl's cooch while she danced in from of me. At least across the room I could ogle her tits without it being quite so obvious.

The one guy in the club having a great time easily spent $400. I estimated from the number of twenties he gave out, and the number of outrageously priced beers he had. Yowza, imagine the hooker you could get with $400. Hell, I could get an Xbox 360 elite for that, plus games!

I'd rather go to the dance club. Sure my odds of hooking up are probably the same, but at least I have the satisfaction of knowing that is a girl is acting interested in me she's not being paid to do so. Sh**, go to a hip hop club in D.C. and you'll get a lot more physical contact in you groinal regeion than you will at the strip club. Only difference she has clothes on.

But set me straight. What is the appeal? Maybe it's just because lapdances are illegal in D.C. Or the fact that I am having regular sex. But I could go the rest of my life without going to the strip club again.

/Rant

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you make a good point...I used to go to them alot back in the day and spent way too much money...now I have seen many people go home with strippers but that is besides the point. I forgot that I had the login to this site so wanted to post it. To each is own

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I'm definitely not trying to call you out. Or any guy in particular. A lot of guys, a lot of my friends go to strip clubs. I just don't get it. I was hoping someone could shed some light on what I am missing that so many other guys like. Maybe make it more enjoyable for me.

And yes, guys do go home with strippers, my buddy David is one of them. And I probably could if I really wanted to. It's a simple formula, same as picking up a waitress or bartender; you have to deprogram them. They're acting, they're playing a role, they're in their stripper mindset, and in their stripper mindset, men are customers. Don't treat her like a stripper, and talk to the person underneath and suddenly she's looking at you as a person, not a customer.

And thanks for posting the login.

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Okay, this may be the least manly thing I ever write, but what is the appeal of the strip club? I don't get it. It seems like just another establishment set up to part man from his hard earned money.

I went to a strip club with my buddy a few weeks ago. I had fun, but I feel no desire to go back. I mean what's the point? Go, get a hardon, go home? I mean it's not like any of the hot chicks feigning interest in you will actually go home with you. It's worse than porn! Porn is free and I actually get off.

Paying $9 a beer sucks.

Private dances suck. My buddy talked me into it. So the plan here is I walk up to the stage, and now the show I was getting for free, I have to pay for? Maybe there's a 50% chance that she might actually run her leg up my thigh. OOH, that's hot, I think I'll go to men's room and jerk off. And truthfully, I didn't know where to look. I come from the school of, "look someone in the eyes." I felt a little uncomfortable staring slack-jawed at some girl's cooch while she danced in from of me. At least across the room I could ogle her tits without it being quite so obvious.

The one guy in the club having a great time easily spent $400. I estimated from the number of twenties he gave out, and the number of outrageously priced beers he had. Yowza, imagine the hooker you could get with $400. Hell, I could get an Xbox 360 elite for that, plus games!

I'd rather go to the dance club. Sure my odds of hooking up are probably the same, but at least I have the satisfaction of knowing that is a girl is acting interested in me she's not being paid to do so. Sh**, go to a hip hop club in D.C. and you'll get a lot more physical contact in you groinal regeion than you will at the strip club. Only difference she has clothes on.

But set me straight. What is the appeal? Maybe it's just because lapdances are illegal in D.C. Or the fact that I am having regular sex. But I could go the rest of my life without going to the strip club again.

/Rant

+1

In total agreement. Never really got the appeal, but to each his own.

The ones that have an all you can eat buffet in them make even less sense to me.

I prefer one of Maslow's hierarchy at a time, thank you very much.

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Okay, this may be the least manly thing I ever write, but what is the appeal of the strip club? I don't get it. It seems like just another establishment set up to part man from his hard earned money.

I went to a strip club with my buddy a few weeks ago. I had fun, but I feel no desire to go back. I mean what's the point? Go, get a hardon, go home? I mean it's not like any of the hot chicks feigning interest in you will actually go home with you. It's worse than porn! Porn is free and I actually get off.

Paying $9 a beer sucks.

Private dances suck. My buddy talked me into it. So the plan here is I walk up to the stage, and now the show I was getting for free, I have to pay for? Maybe there's a 50% chance that she might actually run her leg up my thigh. OOH, that's hot, I think I'll go to men's room and jerk off. And truthfully, I didn't know where to look. I come from the school of, "look someone in the eyes." I felt a little uncomfortable staring slack-jawed at some girl's cooch while she danced in from of me. At least across the room I could ogle her tits without it being quite so obvious.

The one guy in the club having a great time easily spent $400. I estimated from the number of twenties he gave out, and the number of outrageously priced beers he had. Yowza, imagine the hooker you could get with $400. Hell, I could get an Xbox 360 elite for that, plus games!

I'd rather go to the dance club. Sure my odds of hooking up are probably the same, but at least I have the satisfaction of knowing that is a girl is acting interested in me she's not being paid to do so. Sh**, go to a hip hop club in D.C. and you'll get a lot more physical contact in you groinal regeion than you will at the strip club. Only difference she has clothes on.

But set me straight. What is the appeal? Maybe it's just because lapdances are illegal in D.C. Or the fact that I am having regular sex. But I could go the rest of my life without going to the strip club again.

/Rant

Makes great sense.

also the idea of food around all those naked women kinda freaks me out.

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