Want an affair and don't know where to turn?

[Darth Biscuit]

This reminds me, I have a girlfriend who says her husband hates porn apparently he thinks it's gross. So she actually believes he doesn't look at it. She has also told me his internet history is set to clear automatically because of a video game he plays. lol

...and she believed him???

[Hawk]

ya, my wife is smarter than that...she knows I look from time to time, but she doesn't care!

[Cat]

...and she believed him???

to this day. which is even crazier because he talks about women all the time right in front of her.

[faultlessjoint]

I intentionally leave porn in my browsing history, and have some porn videos stored very close to where I keep most of my music. This way the gf thinks that she knows everything i do and doesn't bother me about anything. It keeps her suspicions low in case I ever need to do something like this.

[Cat]

so one of my good friends just told me she is leaving her husband who she has 2 kids with for another man.

i think i may vomit. seriously

[Delhommey]

Marriage is the exception, not the rule.

We should treat it accordingly.

[Cat]

Marriage is the exception, not the rule.

We should treat it accordingly.

i just had like 6 shots of vodka. any chance u could simplify that for me?

[Davidson Deac II]

If i were a nosy wife, I'd wonder why you never have any history. It'd make me very suspicious.

Eh, if I were a nosy mate and a bit technically savy, I would just set up my router to log all outbound traffic.

[Delhommey]

i just had like 6 shots of vodka. any chance u could simplify that for me?

Meaning most of us have no business being married.

[SMACKDAB]

I love a fair.......all of them....anywhere.....anytime.

[Cat]

Meaning most of us have no business being married.

ah yes. makes so much more sense this morning

[Sultan33g]

ah yes. makes so much more sense this morning

and last night...

ps anime porn in the am again?

[Cat]

and last night...

ps anime porn in the am again?

lol no anime porn, its only for special occasions like anniversaries Last night i went to a concert.

[Sultan33g]

thats good...last night I came home tired as hell and my preggo wife went ape sh!t about how I didnt clean what I was supposed to clean....God I hate being married sometimes