Vasectomy

[Scrumtrilescent]

And medically ordered masturbation marathons are also cool.

[Epistaxis]

And medically ordered masturbation marathons are also cool.

As you may remember, I FAILED that order and got in a heap of trouble with doctor wifey.

I'm such a dumbass.

[Cat]

As you may remember, I FAILED that order and got in a heap of trouble with doctor wifey.

I'm such a dumbass.

what do u mean? u didn't do it?

[Captroop]

lol

no kids yet?

No ma'am. I have only 22 years. Both kids and my obligatory castration are years away (hopefully). And in the meantime, I will defend my package jealously like a southern criminal defense attorney defends his client.

[Hawk]

my wife won't let me get it done...she thinks it will make it much easier for me to cheat on her!!! Anyway, when I do go, it will be a Monday, I ain't wasting a weekend!!!!

[SMACKDAB]

my wife won't let me get it done...she thinks it will make it much easier for me to cheat on her!!! Anyway, when I do go, it will be a Monday, I ain't wasting a weekend!!!!

You just say when, and I'll gladly get my tweezers and razor blade ready for ya.

[Sultan33g]

You just say when, and I'll gladly get my tweezers and razor blade ready for ya.

dont forget the microscope

[SMACKDAB]

dont forget the microscope

Don't you mean telescope, somewhere along the lines of the Hubble?

[Sultan33g]

Don't you mean telescope, somewhere along the lines of the Hubble?

first valid point of the century from electro:D

[SMACKDAB]

first valid point of the century from electro:D

Why you sonofa...........

[thefuzz]

And medically ordered masturbation marathons are also cool.

What tha?

[Panther Boyd]

That's cool you and my dog have a lot in common after we cut his balls off he lays around and lick's his balls all day then naps,something for you to look forward too.

If I could lick my own balls, I wouldn't have to have had the procedure.

[Epistaxis]

what do u mean? u didn't do it?

Um, sorta.

I didn't do it enough and the wife and I engaged in.....activities.

Then she took a slide to work and found 1 or 2 very dead ones.

Which was enough to confirm that I hadn't been.....you know....enough.

She got uberpissed (justifiably).

What can I say, I'm not the self motivated type.