Tiger = Stone Cold Busted

[SmootsDaddy89]

A sex tape featuring Tiger and Screech from Saved By The Bell Eiffel Towering some bitch will be released next. You heard it here first.

[Epistaxis]

Insiders say this is no surprise, and the marriage thing was a marketing move. The wife pretty much had a "don't ask, don't tell" concept but got REALLY pissed when he was schtupping at their home.

If that is true, they are both morons for bringing children in to a business relationship.

But that has been done before too.

Meh. This is the same ol' same ol'. Arnie's Army was basically a harem. Dude was a stone cold pimp back in the day.

I'm not joking.

[CosmoGirl]

Insiders say this is no surprise, and the marriage thing was a marketing move. The wife pretty much had a "don't ask, don't tell" concept but got REALLY pissed when he was schtupping at their home.

If that is true, they are both morons for bringing children in to a business relationship.

But that has been done before too.

Meh. This is the same ol' same ol'. Arnie's Army was basically a harem. Dude was a stone cold pimp back in the day.

I'm not joking.

That makes perfect sense that it was a marketing move. Especially when he reportedly offered her something like $150 million to stay with him for two more years. It could also have been to appease his father that he got married and procreated.

[Matt Foley]

You guys are way off. Those are my kids. But his lawyers can beat up my lawyer, so...

[Darth Biscuit]

Bikini pics of the NY girl... Rachel Uchitel...

[Scrumtrilescent]

That makes perfect sense that it was a marketing move. Especially when he reportedly offered her something like $150 million to stay with him for two more years. It could also have been to appease his father that he got married and procreated.

It was his father that totally fuged him up and sent him down this road of craziness to begin with.

[shinner]

It was his father that totally f**ked him up and sent him down this road of craziness to begin with.

Celebrity Fukup Rule #1: It's always your parent's fault.

[Cat]

Celebrity Fukup Rule #1: It's always your parent's fault.

psshhh celebrity rule? i blame all my fukups on my parents.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Oh, he's an idiot on his own regard. It's just that a lot of people don't realize his dad was the golf's version of Joe Jackson.

Minus the sexin' with the kiddies. It's just sorta sad some of these people have never seen normal in their lives.

[Bobby]

Edit: already linked

[Hawk]

I still don't understand this.

With exception of NY CLub girl (who looks like a cheap ***** but is also very yummy) all of these ho's are steps down.

quantity over quality?

[Matt Foley]

Bikini pics of the NY girl... Rachel Uchitel...

Head, shoulders, cameltoe (cameltoe)

Head, shoulders, cameltoe (cameltoe)

Eyes and lips and mouth and nose

Head, shoulders, cameltoe

[Darth Biscuit]

Nice ryhme there meat... I liked the toe too...

This thing is starting to spiral out of control for Mr. Woods... reports of alcohol the day of the wreck, 9 extra-marital affairs, supposed nude pictures, man it goes on and on... reports that Gatorade dropped his drink (which they claim was in the works anyway)... maybe this is why he tried so hard at first to keep it under wraps because he was afraid all of this would get out.

That didn't work out so well, huh?

[shinner]

Tiger Hunting!