Tiger = Stone Cold Busted

[Carolina Husker]

Tool Academy Chick Taking Tiger Down

[Darth Biscuit]

Sure sounds like him... uh oh.

[Zod]

Now thats an expensive ass voicemail right there.

[tarheelblue89]

All this fuss over a golfer..............

[Darth Biscuit]

Now thats an expensive ass voicemail right there.

Wasn't it reported this year that he's worth over $1Billion? Damn, Elin is gonna get paid... it'll make Michael Jordan's settlement look like pocket change.

[Happy Panther]

[Matt Foley]

Looks like he's in the deep rough, Johnny. He'd be smart just to try to chop it out into the fairway from here.

[pstall]

How dumb do you have to be? Arrogance+johnson=trouble

[mr beauxjangles]

Get married if you want a wife. Don't get married or get divorced if you want to eff chicks from Tool Academy. Pretty simple.

[Jeff L]

I sure do hope his pre-nup is air tight!

Can you say half?

[Cat]

what a dumb ass leaving a voicemaill

[Epistaxis]

He is clearly not very good at covert womanizing ops.

Anything traceable is a no-no.

No pictures, messages, texts, etc.

A second schtupping phone and bank accounts of a hidden nature are standard armamentarium of the creepy arts.

Not that I would know anything about that bidness.

Still can't figure out why he got married in the first place.

[Darth Biscuit]

Still can't figure out why he got married in the first place.

I don't get this either... and... you would think that a man of his financial means, with his security detail that he pays for, etc. could afford to have someone setup and deal with these things for him. If this stuff is true, man what an idiot he's been.

[Darth Biscuit]

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

At least he's admitting somethinge here... but he needs to be more forthright and this will quickly blow over...