His emotional support animal is an alligator. They sleep in the same bed.

[ladypanther]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2022/08/29/emotional-support-alligator-wally-henney/

Joseph Henney’s emotional support animal WallyGator goes with him almost everywhere, from the grocery store to walks in the park. They hug each other and sleep in the same bed. WallyGator is an alligator.

“When he turns his nose toward you, that means he expects a kiss,” said Henney, 69, who goes by Joie (pronounced “Joe”) and lives in Jonestown, Pa., about two hours from Philadelphia. “He’s super sweet-natured.”

The two watch television together on the couch, and when Henney takes him to the farmers market, WallyGator gives hugs to shoppers — as long as they are okay with being that close to a 70-pound reptile with a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth.

Henney's emotional support alligator, WallyGator, earlier this summer. (Joie Henney /Joie Henney)
“Wally is definitely not your average crocodilian,” said Henney, explaining that most people in his community are familiar with his 7-year-old, 5½-foot emotional support alligator.

[LinvilleGorge]

Yeah, that thing is probably gonna end up killing him.

[onmyown]

please don’t hurt the gator when it decides Joseph kind of sort of sounds like Dorito

[Chaos]

Reminds me of the guy who thought he was one with the grizzly bears, until one day, they remembered they were bears.

[jasonluckydog]

Found out it is not a real gator but a 75 year old white man in disguise 

[Anybodyhome]

About to be renamed "Lorraine Bobbitt."