Did you know today could be darnolds last day as qb

[Adb6368]

Aliens may come down and abduct him to study his ability to see ghosts on earth

[Daddy_Uncle]

[YourLastThought]

Makes me giddy enough to do a happy dance.

Edited June 17, 2022 by YourLastThought

[Khaki Lackey]

Rule #1 about parody threads: 

Don't do parody threads.

[YourLastThought]

2 minutes ago, Khaki Lackey said:

Rule #1 about parody threads: 

Don't do parody threads.

I thought the first rule of parody threads was to not talk about parody threads?

Edited June 17, 2022 by YourLastThought

[4Corners]

[EgoDogg]

4 minutes ago, YourLastThought said:

I thought the first rule of parody threads was to not talk about parody threads?

I thought the first rule of parody threads was to not talk about how we don't talk about parody threads.

[YourLastThought]

In all seriousness I heard it from my cousins sisters uncle's roommate in jail that Baker Garrapolo or Jimmy Mayfield could be traded to us today for as little as an 8th round draft pick.

[YourLastThought]

1 minute ago, EgoDogg said:

I thought the first rule of parody threads was to not talk about how we don't talk about parody threads.

You are right that is the first. I was mistakingly talking about the second rule. It's actually rule 1 heading B to the third power. Regardless if I get my rules out of place I do know the third rule of parody threads is still no fapping to Matt Rhule nudes in parody threads.

[4Corners]

Did you know that Brad Pitt’s character in FIGHT CLUB is actually a hallucination of Ed Norton’s character

[Carl Spackler]

Is he moving to WR?

[philit99]

 

The deal was you bought it like you saw it. Hey, look, I've helped you as much as I'm going to help you. See that car? Just use it for you're not welcome anymore. You should fug off now while you still got the legs to carry you.

Why the fug do I want a caravan that's got no fuging wheels?

Edited June 17, 2022 by philit99

[top dawg]

[Shocker]

20 minutes ago, 4Corners said:

Did you know that Brad Pitt’s character in FIGHT CLUB is actually a hallucination of Ed Norton’s character

First rhule of Fight Club…You never talk about Fight Club