Dallas mayor wants a second team

[Chaos]

The Ft. Worth Dickholes has a nice ring to it

[mc52beast]

Charlotte beat Jerry to the punch, they already have two football teams . One is just spelled differently.

[Mr. Scot]

48 minutes ago, Sgt Schultz said:

It makes perfect sense.  The Dallas Cowboys and their cross-town rivals, the Ft. Worth Foreskins.

My significant other disagrees.

Heck, she doesn't even acknowledge the validity of the Houston Texans.

I thought about bringing up the history of the Oilers with her but decided against it

[bigskypanthersguy]

Tuck Fexass!

[Snake]

Wouldn't surprise me if Tepper sold us off to Dallas. That would be a knife in the hart.

[Ornias]

North Dallas Bulls. Any old timers get that reference?

[Sgt Schultz]

6 minutes ago, Ornias said:

North Dallas Bulls. Any old timers get that reference?

Yep, I'm that old.

[Pejorative Miscreant]

Call me crazy but I dont think Tepper made his bazillion dollars so he could play Robin to Jerry Jone's Batman.

The Panthers will become "The Not Dallas Cowboys Football Team in the Greater Dallas Area"

 

Anything is possible but I doubt it.

[Panthera onca]

49 minutes ago, Ornias said:

North Dallas Bulls. Any old timers get that reference?

Nick Nolte and Mac Davis, the best!

[Mr. Scot]

56 minutes ago, Sgt Schultz said:

Yep, I'm that old.

Same

The story in general was said to have been based on the Cowboys.

(doubt that'd surprise anybody)

Edited May 10, 2022 by Mr. Scot

[4Corners]

2 hours ago, Chaos said:

The Ft. Worth Dickholes has a nice ring to it

Sounds like a band 

[4Corners]

Texas really is an awful state. Every time some poo goes down in this country it’s either Texas or Florida. 9/10 cowboy fans suck. 

Edited May 10, 2022 by 4Corners

[unicar15]

Texas isn’t getting a third team before London or Canada gets a team. 

[PantherOnTheProwl1523]

South Dallas Cowpies and poo emoji for their helmet logo.