Every town in NC is a person at a party

[lumbeecheraw75]

Sister in law sent me this, found it pretty humorous. Figured someone here might get a kick out if it

 

 

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

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Fayetteville is drunk and trying to start a fight. They drove to the party in their Challenger they bought with 24% APR.

Off to a strong start

[LinvilleGorge]

Marion is blackout drunk on Busch Light and Fireball and is trying to fight Morganton for outgrowing their raisin'. Morganton is drinking local craft beer and thinking, "Damn, I used to be Marion and he's about to fug around and find out there's still a lot of redneck behind this yuppie beer and hipster beard." Lenoir is nodding off in the corner strung out on fentanyl laced heroin. Everyone there is just tired of Granite Falls telling them that's where Eric Church is from. Hickory is that 25 year old former HS jock who still hangs out at HS parties. Gastonia just walked in, it's Fred Durst.

[Happy Panther]

Hey I posted in that thread!

Edit: no I didn't. There is a Charlotte one too.

 

Edited January 29, 2022 by Happy Panther

[Happy Panther]

 

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

7 hours ago, LinvilleGorge said:

Hickory is that 25 year old former HS jock who still hangs out at HS parties.

My parents still live in Hickory so I'm in town several times a year.  On Christmas Day I had to get gas and of course Sheetz was the only place that was open.  It looked about like you'd imagine in there.

[Panther'sBigD]

Both of these threads are amazing. 

[thefuzz]

The Wilmington write ups were kinda funny.

All focused on boats, drugs, drinking, and having a tan.

[dave-o]

Kannapolis showed up wearing a #3 NASCAR hat and t-shirt...  He has a serious shoulder twitch and he yells Earnhardt for no particular reason every 15 mins or so...  He's 32 and sands furniture at the mill for a living but still claims he liked Earnhardt before he got famous racin' in Concord....