What would Troy Aikman beer taste like?

[PanthersATL]

Troy Aikman is releasing his own beer.

Excerpts from the news release:

• Dallas Cowboys NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Troy Aikman
• same intensity as he did long-time rivals
• The Cowboys great 
• the jacked energetic Aikman
• three-time Super Bowl winner

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-dallas-cowboys-hall-of-fame-qb-troy-aikman-is-taking-on-big-beer-140044732.html

[Anybodyhome]

Likely as dull, boring and highly partisan broadcasting skills.

[LinvilleGorge]

This new health kick with booze is hilariously ironic. Listen, I'm a beer drinker too but don't kid yourself. You're literally drinking poison when you consume alcohol. There's no way to tiptoe around that.

[jasonluckydog]

Probably tastes like his arsehole, warm and frothy. 

[Wes21]

On 1/5/2022 at 10:02 AM, LinvilleGorge said:

This new health kick with booze is hilariously ironic. Listen, I'm a beer drinker too but don't kid yourself. You're literally drinking poison when you consume alcohol. There's no way to tiptoe around that.