Excuses Matt Fool will use when he keeps Deonte Brown inactive for the finale

[SuperBowlBound]

I don't believe Coach "It's Everybody Else's Fault but mine". With that - I anticipate Brown being inactive again. What excuse will this dolt use when asked about it after we lose Sunday? 

Edited January 4, 2022 by SuperBowlBound

[BlitzMonster]

we were going to start him but during the first offensive series, Deonte was in line at a hot dog vendor waiting on a chili dog

[L-TownCat]

We had a ton of guys go down, and the protocols sidelined some guys, we have to make sure the protections are there, its all going exactly to plan, you just cant see it.

[4Corners]

11 minutes ago, BlitzMonster said:

we were going to start him but during the first offensive series, Deonte was in line at a hot dog vendor waiting on a chili dog

Chili

chopped onions 

mustard 

slaw 

 

[motocross_cat]

[4Corners]

Just now, motocross_cat said:

No

[motocross_cat]

Just now, 4Corners said:

No

Im hammered.

[4Corners]

9 minutes ago, motocross_cat said:

Im hammered.

Hell yeah brother 

[mc52beast]

“Who is Deonte Brown?”

[motocross_cat]

4 minutes ago, 4Corners said:

Hell yeah brother 

I secretly want to draft sam howell, he went to sun valley, my old high school.

 

[BlitzMonster]

I was going to start him but my wife called and told me not to.  Said his astrology sign was all wrong.  

[LinvilleGorge]

An OG can't weigh more than 330 pounds. Deonte stepped on the scale this morning at 330.25 pounds. Brady won't play LT moving forward because his arms are a half inch too short to play LT. Erving's longer arms automatically make him a much better LT. You can't see that and I apologize, but it's working 1000%. We're going to focus on finding a QB really good at breaking tackles.

[kungfoodude]

7 minutes ago, LinvilleGorge said:

An OG can't weigh more than 330 pounds. Deonte stepped on the scale this morning at 330.25 pounds. Brady won't play LT moving forward because his arms are a half inch too short to play LT. Erving's longer arms automatically make him a much better LT. You can't see that and I apologize, but it's working 1000%. We're going to focus on finding a QB really good at breaking tackles.

Goddammit. Beat me to the weight joke.

[CRA]

He will probably play him.  

Then post game talk about how the staff drew up a play that was guaranteed easy TD. Untouched.  Staff is that good.   A perfect play.  But Cornbread fugged it up.   
 

I’ve noticed a recent trend where he talks about all his certain TD and first down plays ….his players fug up.