Fun Fact: We Haven't Won A Home Game In December Since 2017

[Carl Spackler]

Remember when Cam dropped the snap, scooped up the ball and jumped over the goal line to beat the Bucs in 2017? Wasn't that cool? 

Back when CMC was a rookie, Mike Shula was our OC and Jerry Richardson was our owner?

That's the most recent time we won at home in December. Pretty awesome. And thanks to Rhule, we can shoot for a five-year losing streak in December home games next year! Keep Getting Pounded!

[Khyber53]

Sadly, I don't think we will break the cycle this year. 

[Carl Spackler]

Just now, Khyber53 said:

Sadly, I don't think we will break the cycle this year. 

Oh there's no chance in hell. Our pre-2018 motto was #KeepPounding. It's now #KeepGettingPounded. 

[Carl Spackler]

Tepper should give PSL owners a huge November and December discount.

Since he bought the team, we've won three home games in November and none in December.

4-23 in the second half of the season, soon to be 4-28. That's a .125 win percentage. Excellent stuff.

There's no "we're on pace to be as bad as the Jaguars," or "at least we're not the Lions" anymore. This is the ultimate sad sack NFL franchise, the epitome of front-office stupidity, on-field apathy and general dysfunction from the top to the bottom.

Edited December 10, 2021 by Carl Spackler

[pantherj]

Edited December 10, 2021 by pantherj

[CRA]

Merry Christmas everyone!  and happy New Year!

[pantherj]

Edited December 10, 2021 by pantherj

[Carl Spackler]

2 minutes ago, pantherj said:

 

When did Tepper paint the BOA seats burgundy and add "Washington Football Team" signage? 

 

[Mr. Scot]

You have a very different definition of "fun" than I do.

[pantherj]

2 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

When did Tepper paint the BOA seats burgundy and add "Washington Football Team" signage? 

 

lol never!

[Carl Spackler]

Just now, Mr. Scot said:

You have a very different definition of "fun" than I do.

Both our definitions are suspect, considering we follow this weekly train wreck. 

[Carl Spackler]

I'd rather have Miguel Angel Ramirez coach this team for the rest of the season. That said, I'll step away and let y'all continue this roast thread.

Any potshots at woeful management, incompetent coaches and indifferent players are welcome, as long as they're creative. 

[Panthera onca]

We are going to curb stomp the dirty birds on Sunday, then lose out.

[pantherj]

17 minutes ago, Panthera onca said:

We are going to curb stomp the dirty birds on Sunday, then lose out.

I think we'll win a tough one against ATL and then lose out. So we're close to agreeing.