Just ran into Jaycee Horn

[Khaki Lackey]

I told y'all about playing Cam in Madden, right?

[TheBigKat]

2 minutes ago, Khaki Lackey said:

I told y'all about playing Cam in Madden, right?

You beat him?

[PhillyB]

34 minutes ago, Riverboat Ron said:

I saw Jaycee Horn at a grocery store in Uptown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to scooter out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

excellent 

[Snake]

Getting him back for a playoff push would be awesome. Brady go spread some of that NO voodoo on our line. 

[Khaki Lackey]

5 minutes ago, TheBigKat said:

You beat him?

It was during the Rivera era, so I played for the tie.

[Moo Daeng]

1 hour ago, TheBigKat said:

I'm 39 so I just view Gilmore and Horn as young guys but that makes sense

He's older than Jaycee. He's not calling him Unc in reference to you....lol

[Daddy_Uncle]

Bigkat all day every day

Edited October 7, 2021 by Daddy_Uncle

[philit99]

43 minutes ago, Riverboat Ron said:

I saw Jaycee Horn at a grocery store in Uptown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to scooter out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Wow Jaycee and Sean Payton must be the same person. I read this same story about Payton on this board, a few years ago. Identical. Copy pasta 

Edited October 7, 2021 by philit99

[PantherFanInPhilly]

48 minutes ago, Khaki Lackey said:

I told y'all about playing Cam in Madden, right?

Let's hear it..?

[Paa Langfart]

1 hour ago, TheBigKat said:

i am terrified now of breaking my foot cause there's no way my fat ass can hobble in that knee scooter 

I can tell you from personal experience that they don't go well when pounding rum and cokes.

Edited October 7, 2021 by Paa Langfart

[ThPantherFan]

2 hours ago, uncfan888 said:

Big Kat always bragging... But you went from living on the lake to sharing a condo with a thousand people 

What difference does that make?

[CarolinaRideorDie]

I'm sure Gilmore is like an uncle to Horn. They both play the same position and they both went to University of SC. A lot in common. Now if Horn can also be a Defensive MVP, that would seal the deal! 

[4Corners]

1 hour ago, Smithers said:

BigKat was simply making a door dash delivery 

 

jk bro

Horn: hol up bro this does not look like a full order of fries and I ordered a dozen wings not eight and half

BigKat: Uh yeah Uh I don’t know man 

 

[4Corners]

I saw Coach K at an Lidl once 

I looked at him 

looked in his buggY and saw it was filled with cheese and black shoe polish. He snarled at me and left without paying