Today's office debate: When/how do you acknowledge a woman being pregnant?

[pstall]

For me I go the totally blind route.

I don't care if she looks like she is about to pop right in front of me, I DO NOT under any circumstances even mention it.

It did work against me once. Friend said she was due in X weeks and I go oh..I didn't know and she was like all offended and junk.

[PanthaSan]

It's a no-win. I take the advice I was given long ago. "Unless you see a baby's head coming out, never assume a big woman is pregnant."

[pstall]

Good advice. Less the said the better on some things.

[SCP]

Never.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Touch their bellies, I hear the womenfolk love that.

[Darth Biscuit]

I think you guys have already figured this one out... unless said woman is a bee-otch... and then you can just say "so, when're you due" anytime to piss her off.

[Jase]

It did work against me once. Friend said she was due in X weeks and I go oh..I didn't know and she was like all offended and junk.

Classic overplay. :smash:

[SCP]

Touch their bellies, I hear the womenfolk love that.

I thought it was bewbies, not bellies. Explains alot.

[Darth Biscuit]

I thought it was bewbies, not bellies. Explains alot.

Hmmmm... random women love it when I caress their bewbs? Must just be me...

[thefuzz]

Man: You look really good today...

Preggers: Awww, thanks....

Man: Something just seems different....

Preggers....I'm Preggers....

Or....

Man: You look really nice today....

Fat Bioch...Awww, thanks....

Man: Something just seems different....

Fay Bioch...I just got my hair did....

Either way you may get a BJ out of it.

[Darth Biscuit]

Man: You look really good today...

Preggers: Awww, thanks....

Man: Something just seems different....

Preggers....I'm Preggers....

Or....

Man: You look really nice today....

Fat Bioch...Awww, thanks....

Man: Something just seems different....

Fay Bioch...I just got my hair did....

Either way you may get a BJ out of it.

Where's the rep button...

[Carolina Husker]

Sup when you gonna let me poke?

[janosha]

Where's the rep button...

This.