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The GEQBUS takes his campaign to Texas, a great state, where he will face the SAD Texans organization on Thursday Night Football TONIGHT!

Ricky Spanish

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Good morning beautiful fans of GEQBUS - THE DARNOLD!

TODAY is GAMEDAY! That's right folks, let me tell you, what an exciting day it is, a BEAUTIFUL day here in the Carolinas. Tonight our WONDERFUL HIGH ENERGY defense is going down to Houston to take on the LOW ENERGY offense of the Houston Texans, and get this, they're starting a rookie QB against our STRONG defense! Terrible decision, just terrible, I feel sorry for that young man, he didn't ask to be put in that situation, it's a real shame. 

Now the LAMESTREAM MEDIA will tell you that the Texans, they have a chance to beat us, can you believe this? They're saying that, I have sources, many sources, they are telling me that the Texans are confident that they can win this football game. FAKE NEWS! First, why would you even call a football team the Texans? What a boring football team name. They named the team after the people of the GREAT state of Texas, I love the people down there, many great people, but it's a TERRIBLE name for a football team. Now Panthers, that's a GOOD team name full of GOOD people, you can tell because of the name, it's so good, but TEXANS is a BAD NAME.

And who is responsible for this SAD low energy team? I'll tell you who, do you want to know? Jack LEASTERBY! He has INFILTRATED the Texans organization and has DESTROYED the once great franchise from within. SAD. He has done such a bad job, just absolutely a terrible job at being a front office guy, the worst, he kicked my good friend JJ Watt out of town, a future Hall of Famer on the once great TEXANS, he's gone! They said BYE BYE to their best player ever! Who would do that? Certainly not the GREAT organization that is the CAROLINA PANTHERS!!

Now there are many great people, nice people, good hearted AMERICANS down in Texas, but the city of HOUSTON is full of some BAD HOMBRES that are NOT sending their best to the gridiron tonight. Case in point Deshaun Watson, I call him DIRTY DESHAUN, did you know that? DIRTY DESHAUN, got into a little bit of trouble this offseason... It's true. It's true. DIRTY DESHAUN can't seem to keep his hands to himself. Very bad, very bad hombre there. He's so bad, well he's good at football, but he's a bad person you understand, he's such a bad person they won't let him play! 

Because of the reasons listed above, and because we have THE GOD EMPEROR QUARTERBACK of the UNITED STATES, I can GUARANTEE a victory tonight against the very SAD Houston TEXANS! The Panthers will score so many points, all of the points really in the game. The score will be so bigly that Texans will tell the refs to STOP THE COUNT! They'll say STOP THE COUNT, you're scoring too much, stop counting so high!

BIG WIN for the Panthers tonight. The Darnold LOVE'S you great Carolina Panther FANS, true FANS of the BEST team in the LEAGUE! Game starts at 8:20 tonight, so STAND DOWN and STAND BY for a Panther Victory!

MACA

Make America Carolina Again

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5 minutes ago, Brooklyn 3.0 said:

Maybe if he dabbed, did the airplane, the superman chest, and wore outrageous styles people would be excited about our QB again?

Guys, we're 2-0, have good QB play again, but once again our QB has haters.

 

You can love and celebrate the big personalities, their joy and charm, and still celebrate the low key guys that are leaders, focused and equally loved by their teammates.

I watched CMC on The Herd, when asked about Sam, he said that off the field, he was a regular guy, humble and respectful to everyone.  On the field, confident and had command of the huddle.  
 

There is more than one way to lead.

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