I'm A Jets Fan Who's Hated Every QB We've Had Since Namath; Ask Me Anything

[The Goddamn Jets]

Was at the 2013 Game.  Fun Stadium, Fun City.  Good people.  Went home with a loss.

Title says it all.  Happy to offer thoughts on your new QB.

[Wes21]

How does the crisper drawer on a fridge work?

[The Goddamn Jets]

1 minute ago, Wes21 said:

How does the crisper drawer on a fridge work?

Happy to help.

[MHS831]

2 minutes ago, The Goddamn Jets said:

Happy to help.

Damn.  He's good.

[MHS831]

Give us your take on Darnold---genetics or environment?

[1of10Charnatives]

if Jimmy cracks corn and I don't care, why bother to write a song about it?

 

Also, why did your fanbase not collectively storm Gase's (I assume) gated community, break down his door and lynch him? If ever there was a fanbase frustrated enough to resort to mob tactics, and if ever there was a head coach who so obviously deserved it, surely Jets fans and Gase should have transported the rest of the football world back to the era of the French Revolution.

In short I am disapointed you all did not engage in more bloodshed. I expect to be better entertained going forward.

[MHS831]

2 minutes ago, 1of10Charnatives said:

if Jimmy cracks corn and I don't care, why bother to write a song about it?

 

Also, why did your fanbase not collectively storm Gase's (I assume) gated community, break down his door and lynch him? If ever there was a fanbase frustrated enough to resort to mob tactics, and if ever there was a head coach who so obviously deserved it, surely Jets fans and Gase should have transported the rest of the football world back to the era of the French Revolution.

In short I am disapointed you all did not engage in more bloodshed. I expect to be better entertained going forward.

And "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, don't you?  Don't you?"

Yes.  The song is about the person you are suggesting it is not about.

 

 

Edited April 7, 2021 by MHS831

[The Goddamn Jets]

Just now, MHS831 said:

Give us your take on Darnold---genetics or environment?

Environment didn't do him any favors, but problems go beyond the Jets being incompetent.  Many were there since college.  More athlete than QB.

[The Goddamn Jets]

3 minutes ago, 1of10Charnatives said:

if Jimmy cracks corn and I don't care, why bother to write a song about it?

 

Also, why did your fanbase not collectively storm Gase's (I assume) gated community, break down his door and lynch him? If ever there was a fanbase frustrated enough to resort to mob tactics, and if ever there was a head coach who so obviously deserved it, surely Jets fans and Gase should have transported the rest of the football world back to the era of the French Revolution.

In short I am disapointed you all did not engage in more bloodshed. I expect to be better entertained going forward.

Because, at this point, anger has subsided to apathy.  And, we used to terrible coaches.  Gase wasn't anything new, unique, or special.

Gase, terrible as he was, also had no shot to succeed.  Look at the Jets drafts from the prior GM (Macaggnan).  Almost none of them are on team, and most aren't in the league:

https://wholeninesports.com/2019/03/27/mike-maccagnan-jets-draft-history/

No chance with these drafts.

[1of10Charnatives]

1 minute ago, The Goddamn Jets said:

Because, at this point, anger has subsided to apathy.  And, we used to terrible coaches.  Gase wasn't anything new, unique, or special.

Gase, terrible as he was, also had no shot to succeed.  Look at the Jets drafts from the prior GM (Macaggnan).  Almost none of them are on team, and most aren't in the league:

https://wholeninesports.com/2019/03/27/mike-maccagnan-jets-draft-history/

No chance with these drafts.

Yes but....

Why is the rum gone?

[The Goddamn Jets]

Just now, 1of10Charnatives said:

Yes but....

Why is the rum gone?

Because I have young children?

[1of10Charnatives]

Just now, The Goddamn Jets said:

Because I have young children?

Good call. 

Make sure they build up a tolerance while they're still young, so you don't have to worry if they'll be able to hold their liquor when they become teenagers.

I like the way you think. Future Jets fans, better start em drinking young.

[The Goddamn Jets]

Just now, 1of10Charnatives said:

Good call. 

Make sure they build up a tolerance while they're still young, so you don't have to worry if they'll be able to hold their liquor when they become teenagers.

I like the way you think. Future Jets fans, better start em drinking young.

Plus, no one over 16 drinks rum anyway, right?

[1of10Charnatives]

Just now, The Goddamn Jets said:

Plus, no one over 16 drinks rum anyway, right?

Well...pirates and...

 

 

 

pirates.