Your favorite draft nerd jargon

[SmittysLawnGuy]

So every year there seems to be some new term that gurus love to throw around like, quick twitch,  bend,  high motor, lunch pail and utility knife. I'd like to hear some of your favorites or make some up. Like Teddy is as accurate as a micrometer. Troy: Teddy is off to a hot start 3-3. Buck: unfortunately  that leaves them with 4th and 9.99918 yards to go.

 By the way I'm falling for Zack Wilson, he seems very versatile or should I say a 5 tool player?

My favorite this year is off platform which I assume is the old improvise.

[t96]

Blue Goose

[SmittysLawnGuy]

Todd, Todd, Todd let's not forget that Jimmie Pickles is "plug n play" and I'll retire if Jimmay doesn't break every NFL record.

[imminent rogaine]

It’s not entirely new but I like “oily hips”. Def want my edge rushers and corners to have some oily hips.

[SmokinwithWilly]

No draft is complete without Mel Kiper's helmet hair. 

[MHS831]

I miss Mike Mayock.

 

[Shotgun]

hog mollies

[Panthers8969]

Sources tell me Zach Wilson is “sneaky athletic” 

[kungfoodude]

Bubble butt.

[imminent rogaine]

9 hours ago, Panthers8969 said:

Sources tell me Zach Wilson is “sneaky athletic” 

That’s when it’s a white guy. Kind of like when you hear “well-spoken” you know they are talking about a black guy.

[Captain Morgan]

road grader.

[micnificent28]

Edge. Space eater, twitchy athlete dominate at the point of attack. Mel is a draft God by the way.

[kungfoodude]

5 minutes ago, micnificent28 said:

Edge. Space eater, twitchy athlete dominate at the point of attack. Mel is a draft God by the way.

Yeah, the guy that hyped up Jimmy Clausen really knows his stuff......

[micnificent28]

1 minute ago, kungfoodude said:

Yeah, the guy that hyped up Jimmy Clausen really knows his stuff......

Everybody misses... he also pin pointed  Josh Allen while others were low on him and so on.