What happend to Sammy Sosa?

[JefDav84]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/What-in-the-name-of-Michael-Jackson-is-up-with-S;_ylt=AgngSir0EF2Nl35RkXnyMyo5nYcB?urn=mlb,200803

[Guest]

Simple. He's been bitten by a zombie.

[Sultan33g]

even his hot wife doesnt look too happy...

[Hotsauce]

[joemac]

What does Eva Longoria have to do with anything?

[Captroop]

Oh, man. There are too many punchlines to choose from:

1. He hasn't fed in a while

1a. He looks like Antonio Banderas in Interview with a Vampire.

2. It's the juice!

3. They drained his blood to fill up his wife's left boob. As soon as he replenishes they'll do the right one.

4. Eddie Munster?

5. He thought he saw someone from the INS

[Jbro]

[SCP]

So steroids shrink your nut sack and make you look like a white child molester?

[Henne Given Sunday]

id hit it.....

his wife also.......

[guigrrl]

I didn't think he could get fuglier.

[George Shinnsplints]

So what you're saying is, Michael Jackson didn't really die?

[dimbee]

Halloween costume gone horribly wrong... "What do you mean it's permanent, bitch?"